Hire Boat Update.

[JennyMorgan]

I understand that all hire boats are having their toilets modified over the winter:

https://prankpack.com/collections/featured-products/products/roto-wipe-br-standard-size

[Londonlad1985]

The amount of bog roll they give you on hire boat i wouldn't be surprised! 

[JennyMorgan]

Problem is that they are powered by electricity meaning that in the early hours you press the 'wipe' button, after a quiet, private, pleasingly satisfying pull though, and the whole mooring knows what you have just been doing as the engine or generator indiscretely kicks in as the Rotor Wipe hits maximum r.p.m..  

[KaptinKev]

35 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said:

Problem is that they are powered by electricity meaning that in the early hours you press the 'wipe' button, after a quiet, private, pleasingly satisfying pull though, and the whole mooring knows what you have just been doing as the engine or generator indiscretely kicks in as the Rotor Wipe hits maximum r.p.m..  

Well since my time on the boards involves a good intake of the delicious ales that are served on the boards, they could take a video of the whole scenario and I couldn't careless what my mooring neighbours might be thinking.

[MBA Marine]

Lets start putting the heads back up at the head end, attach a dump through throne on the bowthruster tunnel, bombs away, thrust to port and discharge turbert puree to starboard whist keeping two cheeks firmly to the seat for the high speed botty wash!

[JennyMorgan]

In some cases I wonder if a pressure cleaner might't be a worthwhile combination with the Roto--Wipe? 

[SteveO]

Is there a wind-powered version for sailies? 

 

[L8DAVE]

ROFPML 

[Paul]

Will there be varying "stiffnesses" of brush head available? Will Clive be providing the super soft mohair version on his Platinum Fleet but the standard "nut scraper" on the classics?

[Hylander]

I have to say this has been one of the funniest posts I have ever read,  I cried with laughter.

[JennyMorgan]

On 12/12/2017 at 17:29, SteveO said:

Is there a wind-powered version for sailies? 

 

Only when the wind blows from down South. 

[Malanka]

What's wrong with the totally green large leaf and index finger? Works for the Scouts ...lol

[Arthur]

Puts a whole new meaning to

"THE NEW CUT"