Forum Update

[High6]

Lets face it compared to Grunthos the Flatulent or dare I say it 'Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings' of Sussex Vogon poetry is quite mild.
 

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee."

Sure?

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[unclemike]

42

[Smoggy]

13 minutes ago, Philosophical said:

Now you've got me started on this; computer says to restart, you press the restart button and it asks "do you want to restart?" well the answer is "no I bl**dy well don't, it was your idea to restart not mine".

You'll probably get the message "keyboard error-press F1 to continue" ARGHHH! How will that work if the keyboard has a sodding error??????

You gotta love computers.

[grendel]

Well despite all your fears - we are still here, software upgrade completed

[Vaughan]

"My other car is also a Porshe".

I have finally understood the reason for the NDR - it is being built by the Vogons as a hyper-space bypass.

[TheQ]

They'd need to blow up the roundabouts first...

[Vaughan]

There has to be some reason for for the NDR though.

Doesn't there?

[grendel]

to get to the restaurant at the end of the universe.

[oldgregg]

As a reward, pour yourself a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster!

[MauriceMynah]

Just to correct one small point, if your computer is very slow, it's trying to work out why you want a cup of tea.

[MauriceMynah]

@High6    ... Try to keep Agrajag out of this if you can, just in case Arthur turns up.

@moggy   ... "all your smutty photos on facebook and your bank details may have accidently leaked out. "    ... Better that way round than your bank details on facebook and your smutty photos leaked out.

[Smoggy]

I was probably leaking out in those smutty photos anyway.....

[High6]

MM: Not worried, was never keen on NowWhattian BogHogs anyhow.

[MauriceMynah]

What a strange (and improbable) website High6, It doesn't even mention Lintilla, even though there were so many of her.

[johnb]

I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF THIS FORUM FOR SOME TIME NOW, AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT ON EARTH ANY OF THE ABOVE IS ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnb]

I am already feeling I shouldn't have asked...............

[grendel]

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy has somehow Hitchhiked this thread that was supposed to inform you there was a software update - the only good news I have to add is - Dont Panic.

[grendel]

.......the software update went fine.

[scaniaman]

I blame the good ol BA  for everything,including The meaning of life. 

[Smoggy]

11 minutes ago, scaniaman said:

I blame the good ol BA  for everything,including The meaning of life. 

As do many on here so it seems, I think they are wonderful and can do no wrong.

[TheQ]

it's enought to say In the Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy triolgy, there are Five books

[Labrador]

 

5 hours ago, Vaughan said:

There has to be some reason for for the NDR though.

Doesn't there?

No!

[Hockham Admiral]

5 hours ago, MauriceMynah said:

Just to correct one small point, if your computer is very slow, it's trying to work out why you want a cup of tea.

Mine has that problem, John, but in its case it's the G&T!     

[TheQ]

6 hours ago, Vaughan said:

There has to be some reason for for the NDR though.

Doesn't there?

to avoid Norwich Yacht Station?

[Maxwellian]

BA know about 42..... 42 reasons why your tolls will go up next year. :p