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  1. I'm a man, but when it comes to reverse parking a car my name should be Reginald Molehusband! Thankfully I now have a car that reverse parks itself at the touch of a button.
  2. Twice the length from the centre to any one of the ends. (searches for smart a*** emoji) Our first visit to the broads was last year*, and following advice from here, and elsewhere, we didn't plan an itinerary too carefully and that turned out well. We loved our time so much that as soon as we got home we booked for this year, sadly due to me breaking my tib and fib we had to cancel. Not to worry though as we've booked two broads holidays for next year, May and September. * Should have done it years ago.
  3. Thread expansion warning! Something my eclectic imagination had oft wondered about, you pay the DVLA for a private car registration plate, do you have to pay for a 'private' aircraft registration number? i.e. G-EEZY for Easyjet.
  4. I had to sort my mother-in-laws boiler out early this morning, and she informed me that it was Dame Edna's funeral today. After telling her I didn't know he'd died the penny dropped!
  5. Visit Hull, they have two statues of William Wilberforce.
  6. 37% of statistics are bogus, the other 65% are accurate.
  7. BIDDIY is better, Buy It Don't Do It Yourself!
  8. There's only one canal this list belongs to, an alimentary one!
  9. Marty's Matchbox* Restoration on YouTube is a geek fest, I love it! * old Matchbox model cars etc.
  10. Anyone that 'couldn't make it up' needs to improve their limited imagination. (typed on September 12, 2021 from Neptune on my proton beam device using my fifth arm, via the silicon chip implanted in spare brain)
  11. True story: A friend of mine gave the same reply a couple of years ago, one day a couple of weeks later at around 3-am he got a phone call and the voice on the other end said in a laughing tone of voice " haha now you F off!"
  12. When I win the lottery I'm having a MK2 Jaguar, with all the modern upgrades on it.
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