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  1. Anyone that 'couldn't make it up' needs to improve their limited imagination. (typed on September 12, 2021 from Neptune on my proton beam device using my fifth arm, via the silicon chip implanted in spare brain)
  2. True story: A friend of mine gave the same reply a couple of years ago, one day a couple of weeks later at around 3-am he got a phone call and the voice on the other end said in a laughing tone of voice " haha now you F off!"
  3. When I win the lottery I'm having a MK2 Jaguar, with all the modern upgrades on it.
  4. I hear that this year's summer will be on a Thursday!
  5. On any forum threads never deviate, stray, or are hijacked, they simply expand.
  6. Talking Picture and YouTube restoration videos, snap!
  7. We visited Auschwitz early last year and were very moved by the whole experience. I could only shake my head at people taking selfies, and taking photographs in areas where signs specifically stated 'no photography/video recording.'
  8. The bread's bigger than the 'meal'!
  9. I'd had a brand new car three weeks and backed it into a tree. In fairness the tree was a mature forest tree at least three and a half foot in diameter, so very easy to not see it! It was one of those moments where you don't want to get out and survey the damage, it was as bad as I'd feared!
  10. The last time I visited Huddersfield was for the football, we stayed in the pub on the train station, and the 'antics' of the Yorkshire Ale Trail lot were disgusting. Football fans doing the same would have made front page headlines, but it seemed it was fine for them to be absolutely blotto well before lunchtime.
  11. You should have attended a better school, much like I did, it was approved!
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