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twowrights

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  1. Well it is on a BMW.
  2. Late September or early October.
  3. Summer is on a Thursday afternoon this year.
  4. You may have seen this before, if not ... https://youtu.be/DrXOfzC2qjc?si=fhzJJHMjq3okEjDd
  5. Nice, but if I had 359hp to play with I wouldn't have my license for much longer. 😜
  6. Took Mrs two to a garden centre three weeks ago, for Christmas decorations (apologies) and I waited in the car (only three years old) whilst she shopped. When she returned the car wouldn't start and a key error code came up. I phoned the RAC and they attended within an hour, ringing me to tell me they were on their way. One of the cells in the battery had been a battery cell too long, they changed the battery for a new one, no complaints from me whatsoever.
  7. Lucky fellas, and very talented at what they do.
  8. Look on the bright side, someone dumped a Citroen 2CV in Victor Meldrew's skip!
  9. Let's eat, Grandma. Let's eat Grandma. 🤔
  10. Me neither, or curry sauce on fish and chips, or chip spice aka dust.
  11. Odd that, I have a Hullensian accent and on visits to America have often been asked if I'm Australian,cheeky bleeders!
  12. Nowt much wrong with Norfolk, but despite travelling far and wide I've lived in the same area of Yorkshire all my life and would never move away. 🙂
  13. to all Yorkshire folk, commiserations to those unlucky enough not to have been born in God's own county.
  14. Shed's Law, tools/implements/junk expand to fill a shed to its maximum. I tidy my two sheds out every few months, in between some ratbag fills it up with junk, one day I'll catch them in the act!
  15. Are they the male equivalent of mermaids?
  16. There's lots of YouTube videos showing people paying at petrol stations with £20 and £50, and £100 coins. After much arguing, and often police involvement, the petrol stations back down and accept payment as they argue they're not legal tender, they are. They buy the coins from eBay for less than face value. One guy, Julian Chamberlain, was arrested on suspicion of fraud, no charges followed and he sued the police and was awarded £5000 compensation.
  17. Ken Goodwin is rumoured to be lined up next.
  18. Top player, as a manager though average at Derby, below average at Chelsea and Everton.
  19. Now confirmed as Chelsea's caretaker manager until the end of the season, last November in their case! Apparently John Terry was instrumental in Frank's appointment, it will give Terry more time to spend with Christine.
  20. Every day is a school day, many thanks. 🙂
  21. Give it a few years and Dacia will be up there with other car makers, just like Skoda and Kia now are.
  22. Belated birthday wishes, Chelsea shield eh, has your wife gone off you?!
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