I now feel like getting into the festering spirit.
Having made my annual accompanied visit to the Tesco shopping emporium, avoiding being recognized by the staff, not shouting at the various oxygen thiefs and serial trolley abandoners, Matron says I don't have to go again until next christmas.
As a special christmas present, my phone has decided to write in french, no, I don't know why either, all the settings are correct.
Chateauneuf-du pape Rodney
Here goes,
A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year to one and all