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Gracie

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Just heard about this and thought you techno geeks maybe interested.........

If it's one thing we need, it's Wi-Fi in our underwear, Thankfully sometime in April, AO.com says it is launching the innovative Y.F1 smart underpants to enable people to control smart devices from their underpants.

The website says "These Y.F1 smart underpants use cool and connected wireless technology to connect to your devices at home, whether you need to switch on your smart TV or change your mood lighting, you can control everything with a flick or swivel of the hips, one touch device sync makes connecting to your devices simple and the elasticated waistband provides ultimate comfort.

BigPants 802.154 wireless compatability means you can connect to anything, anythime!"

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What are your thoughts on this, Forumites? Do you think it will take off and expand?

Grace

p.s Please scroll down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy April Fools day, everyone :naughty::naughty:

 

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Gracie

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Oooo, Pops, you are naughty, what was the name of that website again?:naughty:

Dave, you know the saying, "How do you know something smart is about to come out of a man's mouth as he begins to say something?" he starts the sentence with "A woman told me" :dance :kiss

Grace

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Could be worse Iain, I never mentioned I have an extending aerial,, and I wonder if there's a men and womans version? single pin and double pin? i'll have to check as I do like to stay aheadof technology,,

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Timbo

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Bluebottle:
Are you wearing your long winter draws, Eccles?

Eccles:
No, I am not wearing my winter-draws-Eccles.

Bluebottle:
Oh.

Eccles:
Nope, no. I never wear them, 'bottle.

Bluebottle:
Cor. Aren't you afraid of going around without wearing any of them?

Eccles:
Nope.

Bluebottle:
Oh what courage! Do you know that you're a second Wyatt Earp?

Eccles:
Doesn't Wyatt Earp wear long draws?

Bluebottle:
I do not know. I have never looked up his trouser legs.

Eccles:
I'll tell you something. I looked up my dad's trousers once, and I discovered something.

Bluebottle:
What?

Eccles:
That's where he keeps his legs. 'Bottle, you ever seen your daddy's legs?

Bluebottle:
No. He always takes them to work with him.

Eccles:
Oh. What for, 'bottle?

Bluebottle:
He uses them to stop his trousers from bending.
 

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6 minutes ago, quo vadis said:

How many beers have you had Timbo?

I've drunk sufficient for me to stream Broads Authority policy on becoming a National Park through the broadband in my underpants...but not drunk enough to reach the point that the policy makes any sense!  :facepalm:

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11 minutes ago, quo vadis said:

Just sitting here on the boat in St Olaves in my underpants but no signal the aerial is extended to maximum 1.6m any ideas what the problem may be :naughty:

Static? Try running up and down a bit! :naughty:

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5 minutes ago, Timbo said:

Static? Try running up and down a bit! :naughty:

 

4 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said:

:norty:Brewer's Droop?

 

1 minute ago, Gracie said:

Or, try fibre optic broadband, bigger and faster, apparently, and contrary to popular belief, size really does matter :naughty:

Grace

OK I know what I said wrong

 

The Arial is not in my underpants , but now I have lined up the crown jewels with the moon I am connected  :norty:

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