Poem About Wroxham

[JennyMorgan]

Scroll down to the last paragraph of this one:

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/ten_of_the_best_poems_about_norfolk_1_4480025

[Polly]

I wandered lonely as a cloud,

That zig zags gently on the Bure,

When all at once I saw a crowd

Of pirates quaffing lager pure.

Upon a boat and making waves

They gave my boat the closest shave.

'Oi Saily' cried the merry crew,

'Get out the way, we're coming through.

We want more lager at a pub, 

And have a laugh and get some grub.

Your zigzags get right in our way,

So just flap off!' I heard them say.

'Oh pirates,' I replied so mild,

'Oh never make a saily wild,

For we are armed with bowsprits true

And thrutching's what can come to you!'

They mocked and laughed on hearing me,

And ran the boat into a tree,

And there they stuck, ay, there's the rub,

They didn't  make it to the pub.

 

 

 

[MauriceMynah]

I wanted to"like" that twice Polly,  Genius!

[hazelgirl]

Love it Polly

[Wonderwall]

It's an excellent poem . Is it your own work?  It's very good. Made me smile, which my wife and kids will know doubt agree is no mean feat!!

[Polly]

Well not the first line, I can't say I wrote that!