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Subject: Senior Inspirations
1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go …
2. Ate salad for dinner.  Mostly croutons and tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton 
covered with tomato sauce ... And  cheese... OK.  FINE, it was a pizza... I ate  a pizza …;
3. How to prepare Tofu:
          a. Throw it in the trash.
          b. Grill some Meat.
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web  …
5. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3  hours and 20 minutes …
6. Kids  today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet
 through shag carpet to change the TV channel…
7. Senility has been a  smooth transition for me…
 8. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside 
they closed school? Me neither.
9. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I'm sorry,
 I  forgot where I was going with this …
10. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.




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