ranworthbreeze Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Subject: Senior Inspirations 1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go … 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese... OK. FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza …; 3. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash. b. Grill some Meat. 4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web … 5. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes … 6. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel… 7. Senility has been a smooth transition for me… 8. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Me neither. 9. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I'm sorry, I forgot where I was going with this … 10. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Regards Alan 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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