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Do Not Feed The Alligator


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Typical ! You buy yourself an alligator and suddenly everybody starts to feed it. Obese alligators are a real problem in certain countries, bloody great lumps of lard lazing about on the rivers edge. Do we really want to see that on the Ant or the Bure? No of course we don't.

Alligators need to be kept on a strict diet, eating no more than one or two children a week, though it can be four or five if they're just babies or toddlers.

More than that and you're just killing them with kindness. It's got to stop I say.

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