Do Not Feed The Alligator

[Polly]

Rowing round to Landamore's today I passed Summercraft. Opposite them was a mooring with this sign and a floating 'alligator head' which spurted water from its nostrils as I passed by. Cool. 

[BuffaloBill]

On 02/11/2016 at 0:54 AM, Polly said:

Opposite them was a mooring with this sign and a floating 'alligator head' which spurted water from its nostrils as I passed by.

This sign? Did you forget to post the photo?

[Polly]

Sorry, 'this sign' referred to the thread title, which is what was on the signboard.

I was rowing, so no hands, and in fact no camera either, shame because I would have loved a picture.

[donnygeoff]

7 hours ago, Polly said:

 

I was rowing, so no hands

well guys, that goes to prove.....

 

WOMEN CAN'T MULTYTASK

Like they say they can....

[Polly]

[fishtone]

Good job the sign was put up as I was going to give it a piece of meat next time I went out.

[MauriceMynah]

Typical ! You buy yourself an alligator and suddenly everybody starts to feed it. Obese alligators are a real problem in certain countries, bloody great lumps of lard lazing about on the rivers edge. Do we really want to see that on the Ant or the Bure? No of course we don't.

Alligators need to be kept on a strict diet, eating no more than one or two children a week, though it can be four or five if they're just babies or toddlers.

More than that and you're just killing them with kindness. It's got to stop I say.

[dnks34]

I was quite suprised by this bugger basking when I came out the other morning...

[quo vadis]

I wouldn't want that up the ant 

[BroadAmbition]

I wouldn't want that up the ant 

Neither would I, but I can think of far worse places to have it up

Griff

[Polly]

Never mind subtlety, just go for it! 

[dnks34]

Joking aside I think they are fascinating creatures and far more trustworthy than Crocodile! 

[Hylander]

Andy Murray has won.

 

 

[TheQ]

[SteveO]

Priceless photo, Q.

Seve