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Seven Things Only Women Understand

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9 hours ago, JennyMorgan said:

I have never heard of a nagging man, have you? Men just don't do it, do they?

Anyway Women don't nag they just point things out.
 

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1 hour ago, Hylander said:

Anyway Women don't nag they just point things out.
 

If only!

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My wife has a slight speech impediment. She has to stop talking in order to breathe! 

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52 minutes ago, LeoMagill said:

I've been told ladies don't fart, is that because they don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure?:hardhat:

That's a myth.... based on my experience with her indoors :facepalm:

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Apparently those Japanese scientists have developed a digital camera with a shutter speed that is supremely fast.  They have yet to trial it under full scientific conditions but they are confident that the shutter speed is so fast they are hopeful that they can now at last photograph a woman with her mouth shut! :hiding:

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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