JennyMorgan Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/health/these-four-charts-show-the-obesity-crisis-in-norfolk-and-suffolk-1-4965011 Live elsewhere and you might stay slim! Quote
Poppy Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/health/these-four-charts-show-the-obesity-crisis-in-norfolk-and-suffolk-1-4965011 Live elsewhere and you might stay slim! But not SUFFOLK - apparently. Quote
JennyMorgan Posted April 7, 2017 Author Posted April 7, 2017 Just now, Poppy said: But not SUFFOLK - apparently. Low pay and undernourishment is endemic to Suffolk! 2 Quote
Poppy Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 Just now, JennyMorgan said: Low pay and undernourishment is endemic to Suffolk! And they all come to Great Yarmouth for their holidays - apparently 1 Quote
JennyMorgan Posted April 7, 2017 Author Posted April 7, 2017 Just now, Poppy said: And they all come to Great Yarmouth for their holidays - apparently Suffolk folk like to be intellectually challenged every once in awhile! 2 Quote
Poppy Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 What do we want? A cure for obesity. When do we want it? After lunch. 4 Quote
JennyMorgan Posted April 7, 2017 Author Posted April 7, 2017 A suggestion endorsed by very round tuits. Quote
Hylander Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 What gets me is there is really no concern for the population , the concern is for the NHS. Well stop piling billions into stupid things and give it to the NHS to waste on Management like other organisations. The National Lottery should have been for the NHS. The last time I saw a nurse she was 3 times larger than me and was giving me a lecture. A joke. 3 Quote
ChrisB Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 41 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: Low pay and undernourishment is endemic to Suffolk! Yes, I was shocked! It was very evident when I stopped for lunch at Southwold on my way to Thorpeness and Aldeburgh. I had heard about coastal poverty but had no idea that there was anything like those three towns in Britain in the 21st century. Please feel free to moderate if this is too shocking but I saw a family in Aldeburgh down at the Slaughden end having to eat fish and chips in a Ford Mondeo, for heavens sake! 4 Quote
smellyloo Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 With the galloping advances in virtual reality I fear inactivity will increase as will the difficulties of extracting their carcasses from their homes. Quote
TheQ Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, smellyloo said: With the galloping advances in virtual reality I fear inactivity will increase as will the difficulties of extracting their carcasses from their homes. All I can think of is the cartoon film WALL-E Quote
Poppy Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 3 hours ago, ChrisB said: Yes, I was shocked! It was very evident when I stopped for lunch at Southwold on my way to Thorpeness and Aldeburgh. I had heard about coastal poverty but had no idea that there was anything like those three towns in Britain in the 21st century. Please feel free to moderate if this is too shocking but I saw a family in Aldeburgh down at the Slaughden end having to eat fish and chips in a Ford Mondeo, for heavens sake! A FORD MODEO?? IN ALDEBURGH? How on earth did they get it through the border checks?? 2 Quote
Baitrunner Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 Heh, I was fat before I moved here!! Stealing my efforts in a past life!!! i loved the charts though. Norwich and south Norfolk were looking good with lowest number of cases. Then you see they are nearly top of the league for prescriptions. Must be all the slimming pills they give us to keep our weight down. Must get some. another pie anyone while I'm waiting? 1 Quote
Hylander Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 Oi! we cant all be twiggy you know. I am a very active person , play tennis and bowls and always on the go and yet I am not a size 10. You dont have to be lazy to be a tad larger than everyone else , well especially those in the media. Quote
TheQ Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 Are you sure it's not those moving to Norfolk bring the lard with them? 2 Quote
ChrisB Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Poppy said: A FORD MODEO?? IN ALDEBURGH? How on earth did they get it through the border checks?? I think on reflection that they were probably of the Servant Class, their benefactors would have signed their papers. 1 Quote
MauriceMynah Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 18 hours ago, Hylander said: You dont have to be lazy to be a tad larger than everyone else , No, but it does help, trust me. 2 Quote
ChrisB Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 I was speaking to an old contact who was in vehicle manufacture all his working life. I was moaning about every model getting bigger and bigger. I put it down to encap and safety but he said that yes that was what started the trend, however they are now having to accommodate wider seats as it can impact on sales. Quote
JennyMorgan Posted April 8, 2017 Author Posted April 8, 2017 I have heard that some of Martham's smaller & older boats have proven a tad small for today's extreme 'wider seat'. Indeed one lardy lady used her bulk to force herself into the toilet compartment. Trouble is that once ensconced and without momentum her bulk became a handicap. The lady was only released when a bulkhead was removed! Apparently it was suggested that the toilet pumpout was put on blow rather than suck however removing one wall was thought to be less messy. 7 Quote
Poppy Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 Fatties. A chocolate finger makes a GREAT soldier for a cream egg ! 2 Quote
NeilB Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 I'm already a Lardy, just need to move to Norfolk ! 1 Quote
SteveO Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 This lardy has thought very hard about moving to Norfolk, but has decided not to for a couple of good reasons: 1. Everyone I know who has made the move spends less time than they envisaged afloat and much more of their lives gardening, shopping, decorating and generally wasting time on domesticity. 2, When the amount of lard round my heart reaches a critical level, I am not sure that I want to spend my last 45 minutes in a traffic-bound ambulance trying to get from the Broads to the Norfolk and Norwich. Pass me another pie. Steve 3 Quote
JennyMorgan Posted April 8, 2017 Author Posted April 8, 2017 Local youngsters late 1940's, note the spindly legs. Maybe we should adopt war-time rationing. 3 Quote
Limbury1 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 I feel quite at home with the rest of you lardies or ladies, take your pick 1 Quote
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