JennyMorgan Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I understand that all hire boats are having their toilets modified over the winter: https://prankpack.com/collections/featured-products/products/roto-wipe-br-standard-size 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londonlad1985 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 The amount of bog roll they give you on hire boat i wouldn't be surprised! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 Problem is that they are powered by electricity meaning that in the early hours you press the 'wipe' button, after a quiet, private, pleasingly satisfying pull though, and the whole mooring knows what you have just been doing as the engine or generator indiscretely kicks in as the Rotor Wipe hits maximum r.p.m.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaptinKev Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 35 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: Problem is that they are powered by electricity meaning that in the early hours you press the 'wipe' button, after a quiet, private, pleasingly satisfying pull though, and the whole mooring knows what you have just been doing as the engine or generator indiscretely kicks in as the Rotor Wipe hits maximum r.p.m.. Well since my time on the boards involves a good intake of the delicious ales that are served on the boards, they could take a video of the whole scenario and I couldn't careless what my mooring neighbours might be thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBA Marine Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Lets start putting the heads back up at the head end, attach a dump through throne on the bowthruster tunnel, bombs away, thrust to port and discharge turbert puree to starboard whist keeping two cheeks firmly to the seat for the high speed botty wash! 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 In some cases I wonder if a pressure cleaner might't be a worthwhile combination with the Roto--Wipe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveO Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Is there a wind-powered version for sailies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8DAVE Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 ROFPML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Will there be varying "stiffnesses" of brush head available? Will Clive be providing the super soft mohair version on his Platinum Fleet but the standard "nut scraper" on the classics? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hylander Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I have to say this has been one of the funniest posts I have ever read, I cried with laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 12/12/2017 at 17:29, SteveO said: Is there a wind-powered version for sailies? Only when the wind blows from down South. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malanka Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 What's wrong with the totally green large leaf and index finger? Works for the Scouts ...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Puts a whole new meaning to "THE NEW CUT" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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