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My Friend Ron From The Usa Sent Me His Reflections

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Reflections as we head into 2019 


1. My goal for 2018 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.


2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.


3. How to prepare Tofu:

   a.  Throw it in the trash

   b.  Grill some meat


4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.


5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.


6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.


7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.


8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.


9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school?  Nah, me either.


10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented.  I forgot where I was going with this.


11. I love being over 60.  I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.


12. A thief broke into my house last night.  He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.


13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.


14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.




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