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ranworthbreeze

My Friend Ron From The Usa Sent Me His Reflections

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Reflections as we head into 2019 

 

1. My goal for 2018 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.

 

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

 

3. How to prepare Tofu:

   a.  Throw it in the trash

   b.  Grill some meat

 

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

 

5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

 

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

 

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

 

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

 

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school?  Nah, me either.

 

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented.  I forgot where I was going with this.

 

11. I love being over 60.  I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.

 

12. A thief broke into my house last night.  He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

 

13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

 

14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

 

 

 

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From now on when I eat a pizza, I will call it a large crouton and not feel guilty :default_biggrin:

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1 hour ago, ranworthbreeze said:

. How to prepare Tofu:

   a.  Throw it in the trash

   b.  Grill some meat

think this is relevant lulu

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I always thought that a pizza was a glorified and overpriced toasted cheese sandwich myself.

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The stuffed crust pizzas (sorry I mean croutons) from Iceland are yummy and cheap

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