A Little More Imagination Required Please.

[retired]

Stool sounds good

[Ray]

5 hours ago, Poppy said:

Could people please find another way of titleing their threads on toilets etc without the use of the word 'poo' or similar ?7

 

Seriously, apologies to Poppy whose post was in earnest. Sometimes, especially after difficult times and a long hot day a little silliness can be a good way of letting off steam!

[grendel]

17 minutes ago, Ray said:

Seriously, apologies to Poppy whose post was in earnest. Sometimes, especially after difficult times and a long hot day a little silliness can be a good way of letting off steam!

it was? how novel, well theres a first time for everything.

[Ray]

It appears I may be mistaken? Must be the heat! ☺

[grendel]

perhaps we could call it crement, then once its flushed it would be...

[CambridgeCabby]

My old headmaster at school was a certain Mr Creshian out of earshot he was know as X

[OldBerkshireBoy]

It is all waste matter.

[floydraser]

I think it may have been me what started all this. I would apologise but I think someone's trying to pull my chain.

[SteveO]

Funny how you can name it after a small bear and no-one seems offended but you can't call it sh*te, which is what it is. 

[Poppy]

Who the hell thought it funny to change the title of MY thread ?   Bloody childish !

No, I am NOT amused !  

[Maxwellian]

3 hours ago, Poppy said:

Who the hell thought it funny to change the title of MY thread ?   Bloody childish !

No, I am NOT amused !  

Who cares 

[MauriceMynah]

A long standing and much respected member of this forum cares, and to be honest I agree with him.

I don't agree with his post, and all the jokes that followed were pretty much inevitable, but I think to change the title was high handed and to tell him nobody cares is at best shabby treatment.

I am not amused either! 

[Poppy]

57 minutes ago, Maxwellian said:

Who cares 

Well, now I know what the Forum Treasurer thinks !

[Wonderwall]

Could someone  enlighten me on what's going with this thread? I'm not sure if it's all tongue in cheek? I'm confused.

Anyway, back on topic , how about a brown trout , is that less offensive?

[Ray]

17 hours ago, Ray said:

It appears I may be mistaken? 

 

13 minutes ago, Wonderwall said:

Could someone  enlighten me on what's going with this thread? I'm not sure if it's all tongue in cheek? I'm confused.

Well, I may have been mistaken in believing I was mistaken but I don't know for sure one way or another now!

[OldBerkshireBoy]

4 hours ago, Poppy said:

Who the hell thought it funny to change the title of MY thread ?   Bloody childish !

No, I am NOT amused !  

Off with his head I say! 

[Poppy]

44 minutes ago, Wonderwall said:

Could someone  enlighten me on what's going with this thread? I'm not sure if it's all tongue in cheek? I'm confused.

 

Wonderwall,

There's no 'tongue in cheek' as far as I'm concerned !

[floydraser]

Somewhere, a long way from here in another thread, Griff mentioned "Admiral Brown". Is that term only to be used exclusively by ex-Navy types or can we all repeat it?

[MaceSwinger]

2 minutes ago, floydraser said:

Somewhere, a long way from here in another thread, Griff mentioned "Admiral Brown". Is that term only to be used exclusively by ex-Navy types or can we all repeat it?

As a solider, using the term Admiral makes me sick in my mouth a bit.

[wombat nee blownup]

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[grendel]

7 hours ago, Poppy said:

Who the hell thought it funny to change the title of MY thread ?   Bloody childish !

No, I am NOT amused !  

It wasnt me, more than my jobs worth.

 

[vanessan]

Not another jobsworth!

[Smoggy]

28 minutes ago, grendel said:

It wasnt me, more than my jobs worth.

 

You have to be paid for it to be a job, or is that where all your millions come from?

[grendel]

no, the millionths come from working, or at least from moderating the forum whilst i should be working.

[JennyMorgan]

People have shown remarkable and unexpected restraint, so far!.

Just let it be remembered that the 'correct' maritime name for a crapper is 'The Heads'. 

Since this forum is Broads related and thus Norfolk & Suffolk perhaps the popular farmyard term of 'muck' would be apt?

Posh incomers refer to 'hoss muck' as 'horse manure' but since I am neither posh nor an incomer I'll stick to the former .

On the other hand perhaps my Great Aunt, she was exceedingly posh, was right in referring to 'poo' as being 'unmentionable'! Mind you, the good lady also referred to under-cloths as being similarly 'unmentionable'.