11 Things That Are More Likely Than Winning The Lotto Jackpot

[Poppy]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/11-things-that-are-more-likely-than-winning-the-lottery-a6798856.html

[floydraser]

Good Lord! There's a chance I could give birth to identical quadruplets!

[MotorBoater]

I'm still more interested in the odds of getting through Wroxham or Potter Higham Bridges unscathed. 

[Bluesman54]

How’s about a politician telling the truth😱

[NorfolkNog]

All of the above

Getting a warm welcome in the Waters Edge

The owner of the Berney and Beauchamp putting some serious investment in

Getting Poppy to wear a smoking jacket and deerstalker while out sailing 

Something worth drinking in Horning 

[JennyMorgan]

9 hours ago, floydraser said:

Good Lord! There's a chance I could give birth to identical quadruplets!

Any volunteers for the role of inseminator?

[JennyMorgan]

4 hours ago, NorfolkNog said:

Getting Poppy to wear a smoking jacket and deerstalker while out sailing 

That was Easter 2017!

[floydraser]

2 hours ago, JennyMorgan said:

Any volunteers for the role of inseminator?

It has been suggested I need it, but with a Ragman's Trumpet.

[JennyMorgan]

1 hour ago, floydraser said:

It has been suggested I need it, but with a Ragman's Trumpet.

Lay back, or forward, brace yourself and think of England!