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The following appeared on Facebook. Not word for word,but one of the funniest and best things I've heard for a long time.

A old lady goes to the bank.Goes up to the cashier and presents her bank card "can I draw out £10 please" He replied you need to use the ATM,for sums less then £100.She asks again, same answer.Okay I will take all the money out of my account then.He checks her account. You have three hundred thousand pounds in your account and that's more money we have here now.Okay how much can I take out £300 .Okay that will do.He hands over £300.She puts £10 in handbag. Hands back £290 put that into my account  please.

 More customer  service  required perhaps!

 

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Unfortunately bank staff are not allowed to use their initiative these days. If the computer says no, then it’s no. Gone are the days of true customer service - sadly!

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39 minutes ago, OldBerkshireBoy said:

In that situation I would do exactly the same, might even stand there and do it 29 times! :default_biggrin:

Wouldn't wanna be behind you in the queue :default_biggrin: x

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1 hour ago, OldBerkshireBoy said:

Would be like being stuck behind the fleabay seller in the post office  with 29 jiffy bags on a Monday morning putting them through one by one eh. :default_biggrin:

Noooooooooooo :facepalm: and when someone has about fifty thousand pounds worth of coins in money bags to be weighed, okay so fifty thousand is a slight exaggeration but you know what I mean :default_biggrin: x

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2 hours ago, OldBerkshireBoy said:

Would be like being stuck behind the fleabay seller in the post office  with 29 jiffy bags on a Monday morning putting them through one by one eh. :default_biggrin:

Ahem.... whistles innocently....:facepalm:

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40 minutes ago, Gracie said:

 

Noooooooooooo :facepalm: and when someone has about fifty thousand pounds worth of coins in money bags to be weighed, okay so fifty thousand is a slight exaggeration but you know what I mean :default_biggrin: x

No, they're shop owners or market traders and they get you in the afternoon; there's no hiding place!:default_biggrin:

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1 minute ago, NorfolkNog said:

The landlord from one of my local pubs told me that he gets changed by the bank for withdrawing coins for his floats. Seems a bit rich. 

Doesn`t surprise me tbh, just another charge to make higher profits.

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11 minutes ago, NorfolkNog said:

The landlord from one of my local pubs told me that he gets changed by the bank for withdrawing coins for his floats. Seems a bit rich. 

Believe  me you don't see many  poor bankers!

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Just now, OldBerkshireBoy said:

There are rich farmers however plenty of smaller farmers in the UK commit suicide JF.

Just saying.

Ahh OBB, you're not taking my comments seriously are you mate?

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Just now, OldBerkshireBoy said:

Guess you hit a chord with me.

No worries mate, sorry if it caused offence somehow, but was just a silly comment and not intended in such a way

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Just now, Jayfire said:

No worries mate, sorry if it caused offence somehow, but was just a silly comment and not intended in such a way

Yeah I know, guess your time will come one day when somebody makes a quip and you instantly think of a lost good friend.

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17 minutes ago, OldBerkshireBoy said:

Yeah I know, guess your time will come one day when somebody makes a quip and you instantly think of a lost good friend.

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Happens every day

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13 hours ago, NorfolkNog said:

The landlord from one of my local pubs told me that he gets changed by the bank for withdrawing coins for his floats. Seems a bit rich. 

All Businesses get charged for paying money into their accounts to be it notes or coin and is one of the main reasons companies such as supermarkets offer cashback.

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