Norfolk Nessie ?

[MotorBoater]

I have, for sometime, seen members comment on fewer, or almost no, birds and fish.

Sometimes you just don't know what's out there.

[ChrisB]

That's nothing. You must have never seen a 22 stone lass, covered in tattoos, smoking a Woodbine untipped and drinking from a 2 litre bottle of White Lightening filling the front well of a Ricko's bathtub. Even the cattle on the marshes break into a gallop away.

[Poppy]

3 minutes ago, ChrisB said:

That's nothing. You must have never seen a 22 stone lass, covered in tattoos, smoking a Woodbine untipped and drinking from a 2 litre bottle of White Lightening filling the front well of a Ricko's bathtub. Even the cattle on the marshes break into a gallop away.

There are loads of 'em too on Yarmouth seafront in the season. Usually with a bag of chips in the hand not holding the White Lightning, not forgetting the battered sausage 

[Gracie]

Hey come on guys, it works both ways you know 

Lordy knows how many times I've seen guys wearing t shirts far too small for them with tummy's hanging over the waist band of their shorts and the ultimate, worse thing ever.... Socks with sandals. Nooooooo  x

[CambridgeCabby]

1 minute ago, Gracie said:

Hey come on guys, it works both ways you know 

Lordy knows how many times I've seen guys wearing t shirts far too small for them with tummy's hanging over the waist band of their shorts and the ultimate, worse thing ever.... Socks with sandals Nooooooo  x

Didn’t realise we had met 

[MauriceMynah]

2 hours ago, Gracie said:

Hey come on guys, it works both ways you know 

Lordy knows how many times I've seen guys wearing t shirts far too small for them with tummy's hanging over the waist band of their shorts and the ultimate, worse thing ever.... Socks with sandals. Nooooooo  x

Hey Gracie, I never realised we'd met. :-)

[MauriceMynah]

Dammit, I should have read CCs reply before I posted.