Spork??

[Smoggy]

So...... (just to annoy those that hate a start like that)

After hacking our way though reheated sweet and sour chicken balls with a fork I wondered why no one invented a spife, or even better a sodding spachete. 

 

[Bikertov]

Surely, like, a spife is just a variant of a cake fork - but larger and with serrations on the blade - innit ?

Oh, and you would need a left handed version for people like me ....

[ChrisB]

Loads of this sort of thing for Ray Mears fans:-

Not at all sure if I like the knife blade pointing upwards as I open a bottle!

[Gracie]

I thought you were posting something about Star Trek.....Oops, no sorry, that's Spock 

Grace x

[OldBerkshireBoy]

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