Timbo Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I've had the feeling that someone is following me all day. Everywhere I have been I catch a glimpse of something or someone behind me. A grey and red shape has been following my every move. An hour ago I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as I came back in from walking the dogs...there was a large grey and red price tag sticking up out of the collar of my coat. Now that's not what has me paranoid. What's really got me worried is that I've owned the coat for eight years and the label is in such a prominent position that it would not go unnoticed. Even if I hadn't spotted it, my other half would have. I've checked and can confirm it is my coat...worn at the cuffs, fishing disgorger in one pocket, various dog ends and cigarette papers in the other. The label itself is the kind that's fastened into the coat and has to be removed with scissors and it's shiny and new, uncreased, unfaded but not from any shop I recognise. So the question is what sort of twisted individual is following old blokes round and stitching price tags into the collars of their coats? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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