I'm here.

[Regulo]

Well, I wasn't going to be joining this forum, but it is obviously in need of a new idiot. The degree of idiocy on here has fallen to a low level, and I'm ready to stand up to the plate (preferably with a mixed grill on it) and put that right. I really joined to post a question on another thread, which I feel is missing some vital information. I have been watching the goings on anonymously since last years influx of newbies (leave it!), and feel I can now contribute a bit of my vast knowledge and experience to your advantage. Stop laughing at the back! So, to those who know me, you'll know what to expect - to those that don't, sorry for what's coming.

[alexandlorna]

:welcome:Welcome Ray ,as you can see lots of us idiots here already

[Jonathan]

Regulo:  Welcome, from one idiot to another ... and there was me thinking that there were already too many cooks here!  Enjoy the banter   

[ranworthbreeze]

Hi Ray welcome to the NBN forum from Tan & myself.

 

Regards

Alan

[JawsOrca]

and  from me ..

[Arthur]

Welcome Ray.

 

Good to see you here.

 

There is a quiz on here on Monday evenings Ray so you can always join in and improve your idiot ranking.

 

 

All the best

 

 

Arthur

[Boaters]

Hi Ray welcome to the forum,look forward to your input .

[riyadhcrew]

Ray. Looking forward to your posts.

[Maxwellian]

Welcome from me too. I aspire to gaining the dizzy heights of Forum Idiot. Must practice more.

[Hockham Admiral]

Welcome Aboard from us, Ray.  

[Boaters]

Maxwell ,you will have to work hard Ray comes with a wealth of experience in this field mixed with some serious stuff at times .I think he will agree ,sure to brighten your day

[Regulo]

Right, we're off! Just to start on Ray's guide to idiocy, I use a hair trimmer, usually with a No 4 length guide. Yesterday I forgot to fit the guard. Result: A shaved strip up one side of my bonce! I'm wearing it as a style statement. You'll all be wanting one soon.

[ExSurveyor]

In the words of a very clever man

[ranworthbreeze]

In the words of a very clever man

 

For a clever man it is a pity he could not afford an hair cut.

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump, is my prefered quote.

 

Regards

Alan

 

 

[FairTmiddlin]

Ah well that's me one further down the list

Welcome Sir Idiot

Ray may your stay be a pleasant one

We seem to all get along on here strange isn't it

[FairTmiddlin]

 

For a clever man it is a pity he could not afford an hair cut.

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump, is my prefered quote.

 

Regards

Alan

 

 

Was it not that he could afford it in money

 

but not in time

Relitavely

[Rincewind]

Welcome, Ray!

"If you make something idiot proof, nature will just build a better idiot."

[Bonzo]

Welcome Regulo. 

 

If you ever want to know how to cook something nobody wants to eat send me a PM. 

[andy]

Welcome Ray looking forward to reading your posts we all do some idiotic things

[GeoffandWendy]

Did you say IDIOT?  

 

Well it takes one to know one!    aboard.  Iv'e met your type before, they are nothing but idiots. 

[BroadScot]

Shiver me timbers, I go on the Broads for a holiday, and who sneeks onto the Forum none other than MMs older "brother" Welcome aboard Ray. I like idiots on here, it makes my job as a Mod so much easier!  Enjoy the banter sir.

 

 

Iain.

[unclemike]

about time too, welcome ray

[Tadlow]

Welcome Ray

 

 

   

[Polly]

At last! So pleased you are here! I love the new hairstyle idea; what did Rene say?

[Timbo]

That's just typical that is! No sooner than you get half your boat varnished than along cruises someone with a Broom and a dodgy haircut looking all windswept & interestin! But its really good to see you again Ray, I think last time we met you were feeding a flock of seagull's.

Its a shame when 80's bands have to rely on handouts from the community!