Trivia - feel free to add to this thread

[Poppy]

Think about it - ready marinaded lamb tikka

[RayandCarole]

Isnt there a p*n*le disfunction implant like that

Oh no best not I will be getting warning

Sorry mods

Ray & Carole

[BroadScot]

Isnt there a p*n*le disfunction implant like that

Oh no best not I will be getting warning

Sorry mods

Ray & Carole

Ray,

 

Your reading my mind!     

 

Behave please

 

 

Iain.

[Poppy]

Dr John Harvey Kellog is best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal, Corn Flakes, in 1878. Originally, he called this cereal Granula, which he later changed to Granola in 1881. However, due to patent rights, he had to once again change the name to Corn Flakes. Corn Flakes were invented as part of his health regimen to prevent masturbation. His belief was that bland foods, such as these, would decrease or prevent excitement and arousal.

 

Have you had your bowl today?

[RayandCarole]

Thanks Poppy

That explains why everyone calls me a w****r

Waitrose tomorrow for posh cornflakes every morning for brekker will hopefully improve my self esteem

Sorry Iain couldnt resist

CheersRay & Carole

[BroadScot]

I'm watching Ray   O^O¬  and Poppy too! 

 

 

Iain.

[RayandCarole]

I know Iaian

On the shipnostalgia.com website there is a forum called stormy weather which you have to sign up to as it is totally non PC its quite amusing at times.

maybe we should look at something like that for the risque posts, not that I am trying to steer the forum into undesirable regions but it does give members the opportunity to post slightly more risque jokes and comments without offending those who dont sign up for it or junior members

Just A ball thrown into the air for comments

Ray

Carole wouldnt approve LOL

[BroadScot]

I know Iaian

On the shipnostalgia.com website there is a forum called stormy weather which you have to sign up to as it is totally non PC its quite amusing at times.

maybe we should look at something like that for the risque posts, not that I am trying to steer the forum into undesirable regions but it does give members the opportunity to post slightly more risque jokes and comments without offending those who dont sign up for it or junior members

Just A ball thrown into the air for comments

Ray

Carole wouldnt approve LOL

Hi Ray,

 

Carole is right  I agree with her !

 

 

[Baitrunner]

You can't like your elbow.

Not even MM can do this!!

I bet someone will try this!

[ExSurveyor]

This made me laugh

[Baitrunner]

Lick your elbow even. Damn auto correct.

[JimG]

Why is there a 'd' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

[Gracie]

Well before Christian Louboutin (drool) was born, in Europe in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries heels on shoes were always coloured red

 

Grace

[Bound2Please]

Well before Christian Louboutin (drool) was born, in Europe in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries heels on shoes were always coloured red

 

Grace

 

 

Of course only one of the female gender would know that Gracie..... you and the wench would get on well dam shoes ............

[Gracie]

For Charlie's wench

 

In the 10th Century, men who rode horses needed their boots to have heels in order to stay in their stirrups, (ever wonder why cowboy boots have heels?) Since owning horses was a sign of wealth, heels became a signifier of Aristocracy and high social standing, not gender.

 

So girls, check your macho mans wardrobe, he may be hiding some very nice heels 

 

A well heeled wench, Grace 

[Bound2Please]

Wont tell the wench (Inge) then Gracie cant spoil her idea heels are for women  lol can I

[BroadScot]

Who needs Wikipedia when you have ALL the info on here! 

 

 

Iain.

[Paul]

The Code of Hammurabi decreed that bartenders who watered down beer would be executed.

 

you see, some people did have common sense, once upon a time.

[Paul]

There are many less well known punctuation marks, (for those raised during the SMS era, punctuation is something added to text to make it easier to read, to add accentuation or assist prose)

 

my favourite has to be the "SarcMark", invented by Paul Sak to indicate a phrase or statement intedned to be sarcastic.

 

[Poppy]

It is widwly believed that you can't lick your own elbow.    But, after this was claimed on QI, a subsequent episode disproved the claim and they filmed a young lady doing it.

[SANTED]

After the 6:00 news they always say “and now for the news where you are “

How the heck do they know where I am?

[Timbo]

I just know I'm going to get modded but...

 

You know when they artificially inseminate cows? Who actually, I mean who, who sorts out the bull?

Is it a little bloke with big hands wearing a mac and a sowester? And why do you never see members of his profession on quiz shows?

"Occupation?"

"Professional Bull W....."

 

Just always intrigued me...

[BroadScot]

Hi Tim,

 

Having worked on many Farms in Ayrshire, and at the Ayr Cattle Market that was,(I rewired it in 1971) I use to see the young vets carry out such things. So do I mod this or not? Its part of lifes wonders I guess. Will let you off with a slap on the wrist!  

 

 

Iain.

[alexandlorna]

Was that a "quick one off the wrist", Iain ?

Edited June 10, 2015 by BroadScot
Its IAIN not the half baked version Alex lol

[BroadScot]

Was that a "quick one off the wrist", Ian ?

Alex!!!! Am saying nothing   My wrists are sealed or something like that!

 

 

Iain