As I get older

[Bound2Please]

1. I talk to myself, because some times I need expert advise.

2. Some times I roll my eyes out load.

3. I dont need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off

4. My people skills are just fine, its my tollerence of idiots that needs working on.

5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, I dont need to write that down I'll remember it

6. When I was a kid I thought a nap was punishment time, now its like a mini holiday.

7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

8. Even duct tape cant fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

9. Wouldnt it be great if we could put ourselves in the tumble dryer for ten minutes,; come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller ?

10. "Getting lucky" means walking in a room, and remembering why I'm there.

Charlie

[Gracie]

Number 7 gave me palpitations lol, smashing post Charlie 

Grace 

[ranworthbreeze]

1 hour ago, Gracie said:

Number 7 gave me palpitations lol, smashing post Charlie 

Grace 

Me too Grace,

But only if you are talking about red wine, the white other than a good sparkling wine I would not be bothered at all if it ran out completely.

Regards

Alan

[Gracie]

I totally agree Alan, and champagne, I absolutely love the stuff, don't drink it very often though, for one, it goes to my head, you know the type of thing when you believe you can sing like an angel, dance like a ballerina and tell everyone you love them lol, and two it's far too expensive but a good sparkling white is nearly as nice 

Grace

[Poppy]

1 hour ago, Gracie said:

I totally agree Alan, and champagne, I absolutely love the stuff, don't drink it very often though, for one, it goes to my head, you know the type of thing when you believe you can sing like an angel, dance like a ballerina and tell everyone you love them lol, and two it's far too expensive but a good sparkling white is nearly as nice 

Grace

But ALL my sailing students bring it for a lunchtime tipple....

[BroadScot]

A nice glass of well chilled Cava at breakfast in Spain always went down well.

[TheQ]

Getting older for me is, in order of time.

Born in a hospital still in use as is the home of the time 

Second home abandoned in neutral zone Cyprus.

third home still in use

 All homes to go with below still in use except where noted.

First primary school still open, RAF base closed, accommodation now civilian.

Second primary school, demolished now housing estate.

First secondary school demolished, now in the grounds of an academy.

Second Secondary school closed now a community centre

Third secondary school all the porta cabins gone school half the population it was.. School hostel now flats.

First training college, closed now a museum... Bletchley Park!!!

First RAF training school, demolished now housing estate.

Second RAF training station demolished now housing estate,

First proper RAF station, run down from 600 to 30 people, most of accommodation now a prison.

Civilian training school demolished now a housing estate

Second RAF station now army..

Third RAF station accommodation same but radar gone, new one 20 miles away.

Fourth RAF station our ww2 temporary accommodation (used. Up to 1993) is now gone as is that radar but the station is in full use with new accommodation and radar.

Civilian job, company bought out, site closed, building sold.

Civilian Job, company bought out, half the staff,

Civilian job still going I left

Civilian job I'm still working at

Or basically all I have is memories....

I agree with all of Charlie's list, I'm off for a number 6 ( not joking).

[littlesprite]

The one thing I'm grateful for is that God thought long and hard before creating man, as my skin wrinkles, so my eyes fail and I can't see them.

[littlesprite]

Old people poke me at weddings and tell me "your next"
So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.