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  1. We had a night in Veurne, Belgium at a gorgeous B&B with dinner in a local restaurant.  We had the biggest steak i've ever seen, we brought more home in a doggy bag than we managed to eat!  However, the real purpose of the trip was a ciggy-run...... so it cost him nothing really!!!

  2. which seems needed with all the horrible news lately......

    TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,

    · YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,

    SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.

    Observations on Growing Older

    · Your kids are becoming you...

    and you don't like them...

    but your grandchildren are perfect!

    * Going out is good...

    Coming home is better!

    * When people say you look great, they add "for your age!"

    * When you needed the discount, you paid full price.

    Now you get discounts on everything... movies, hotels, flights,

    but you're too tired to use them.

    * You forget names....

    but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

    * The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

    * You realize you're never going to be really good at anything....especially golf.

    * Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

    * The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

    * Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he or she does in bed. It's called their "pre-sleep".

    * Remember when your mother said,

    "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"?

    Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

    * You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married"...

    Now, "I hope they STAY married!"

    * You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.

    * When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.

    * You tend to use more 4 letter words ...

    "what?"..."when?"... ???

    * Now that you can afford expensive jewellery, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

    * Your husband/wife has a night out with the guys or gals but is home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

    * You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.

    * Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

    * What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

    * Everybody whispers.

    · Now that your spouse has retired .....

    you'd give anything if he/she would find a job!

    * You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ...

    2 of which you will never wear.

    * But old is good in some things:

    old songs,

    old movies,

    And best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!

    It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived

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