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Delilah
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22 hours ago, Jayfire said:
The day you walk into a thread of mine and not find it insanity and part of the twilight zone Helen...Well I dunno what I was going to say after that (I've had a beer
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It's Christmas
Anyone else I am going to be described as???
I thought of this person, but then I realised that you have him as your Christmas avatar. At least you're honest, JF
Dxxx
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I haven't a ruddy clue what you're Tolkien about, JF. What exactly were the fumes from the liveaboard, hmmmmm?
Dxx
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I only meant weaker half in terms of how the female half of a relationship is inferior in every way to the male half
Jayfire - NBN equality champion
A bit a preying mantis? And I don't think that it's the only female of the species that eats the male counterpart after sex......
Hi Helen xx
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Our day
Setting up a new 3 account (mobile broadband) for our friend in a nursing home who has just bought a Sonos Beam, a smart TV and an Amazon Firestick, all with Alexa built in as he now cannot move anything below his neck. That's been a real challenge....but we've done it because we love him and if we hadn't done it, no-one else would
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Suspenders? Personally, I find hold-ups a lot more user friendly.....
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Only if you're a VERY good fireman....
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Just trying it all on now...........
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4 hours ago, Jayfire said:
I'd happily invite Mr Nog along, but I feel Mrs Nog might turn up too.
I wouldn't go saying that, JF. Been shopping for something for the hols...
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1 hour ago, Jayfire said:
Just wait till they see you turn up with Mrs Nog, they'll add 40% back on again
...and then take another 60% off. I take it NN'S told you that we've been with them in February several times?
Anyway, get back to concentrating on Firefighting stuff! Your mind should be elsewhere, not back on Shadow...
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8 hours ago, Jayfire said:
He you go then ya clever buggers, will you work it out before Mrs Nog gets home? (I hope I've removed all traces of the name this time
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The White Horse at Neatishead perhaps, my very sensitive friend?
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10 minutes ago, Jayfire said:
Hasn't stopped you lusting for me yet Mrs Nog...
What hasn't? What are you blathering on about? Lusting? I'm going to take the 5th and speak to Grace....
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4 hours ago, Jayfire said:
She's a ***** cat ECIPA really. She's never worried me in the slightest before
I've just googled it and apparently I am replacing Grubb (?)
Is he an ugly and stupid one?
No, I think he's folically challenged too, but of course, that doesn't mean you....xx
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11 hours ago, Jayfire said:
Its a wonderful debate guys, I'm loving it and I am glad Grace and I have finally put up a challenge for the resident experts of broadland pubs.
The latest one was indeed the Reedcutter at Cantley well done, but the longest lasting which pub question in history is still unsolved. It hasn't been
Come on guys, I have faith in you
I'm getting ready for work, so I can't take part until later today. Thought I'd put this on tho......
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Was he heading upstream or downstream John?
Certainly not speeding!
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HMS Endeavour? James Cook, I assume. Or the TV Series? Shaun Evans and Roger Allam, but that really doesn't help. Still working on it tho xx
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Nope, please don't do that Grace, as I have my 'trusty team' (ie Mr N) working on it xx
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15 hours ago, Jayfire said:
They will get harder...
What did I say, Grace? A pump clip? A fire? I'm waiting for the spiders web and the blade of grass......
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22 minutes ago, Jayfire said:
Mrs Nog I'm just not a smug kind of guy, well other than with how I managed to get the little lady I got anyway
Before I answer, and I'm not saying it is correct or not, but who said this one, and is it a guess?
It's me, I know it's probably not as good as 'im, but thought I'd have a go xx
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Kings Head in Loddon, perhaps?
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No? You surprise me!
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I'm surprised that you didn't pick up the fire hazard there, JF!
Perhaps (and this is complete guess, bearing in mind that this may be one of Mr Horrocks' pubs)....The Beauchamp??
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OK, let's agree to all "lurve" each other.......Norfolk Broads Hugs all round, sixties summer of love music playing in the background (so I've been told
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1 minute ago, Jayfire said:
A cheque? Just how old are you Mrs Nog
oops forgot
....and just when I thought that we were getting on ok, you HAD to come out with this......
Shame on you, Mr JF!
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Before I say ANYTHING else......is the cheque in the post?
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