My Mate Ron Sent Me This

[ranworthbreeze]

Subject: Senior Inspirations

 

 

1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go …

 

2. Ate salad for dinner.  Mostly croutons and tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton 

covered with tomato sauce ... And  cheese... OK.  FINE, it was a pizza... I ate  a pizza …;

 

3. How to prepare Tofu:

          a. Throw it in the trash.

          b. Grill some Meat.

 

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web  …

 

5. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3  hours and 20 minutes …

 

6. Kids  today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet

 through shag carpet to change the TV channel…

 

7. Senility has been a  smooth transition for me…

 

 8. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside 

they closed school? Me neither.

 

9. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I'm sorry,

 I  forgot where I was going with this …

 

10. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

 

Regards

Alan