Paul Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 I've had such luck you'd not believe Upon this latest Christmas Eve It all began whilst still in bed Pondering the day ahead Whilst working out the things that mattered The peace throughout our house was shattered I had forgotten to disarm My blessed mobile phone's alarm So now it sat upon the stand Blaring out like some brass band And like Wee Willy in his glamour I rushed downstairs to kill the clamour And put an end to all the noise Which woke my wife and both the boys With preparations still to make trifles to finish, cakes to bake Working out the best solutions My thoughts turned to my ablutions And heading into our ensuite I sat myself upon the seat But sitting on that throne of plastic I heard a crack, a sound most drastic No longer seated proud and high I uttered one impulsive cry As my behind began to slide Heading for that great divide The tiny space upon the floor Between the basin and the door So off I went to B&Q To get a new seat for our loo My wife laid down some stipulations And made clear her expectations First it must be made of wood For I believe that wood is good And it must have the softest close 'Cause her next door has one of those. I found the one that looked just right Wood, soft close and new "stay tight" It should not bang, it should not wiggle If on the seat I choose to wriggle The downside to our lavatory lid? Not much change from fifty quid. 12 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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