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  1. 9 hours ago, psychicsurveyor said:

    And there are millions of examples that aren't published of the Police and Councils not overstretching their powers but instead going about their tasks with tact and discretion.

     Always easier to highlight a few examples of error of judgment.

    A couple of weeks ago I was on my way back from Ipswich, about 14 miles from home, when I was pulled up by a traffic car. "You're a fair way from home sir, mind telling me why you're out?" " Just delivered 8 sets of scrubs my wife made to the distribution centre officer." " Tell her to keep up the good work, I'll put a tag on your record so you won't be bothered again " As Mr. Punch said " That's the way to do it!"

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  2. 1 hour ago, MauriceMynah said:

    The Equalizer ??? Pah! Don't tell me about that modern stuff. For me, Edward woodwoodwoodwood was Callan (for which I'm still trying to find a copy of the theme music)

    Apart from all that, Welcome to the Forum Tobster. 

    I still occasionally use Lonley's reply to being asked how he liked his tea...."Interfered with, Mr. Callan" 

  3. 4 hours ago, ChrisB said:

    20th August 2011,

    The E Types are in Cromer to celebrate the 50th anniversary of their launch. 

    Malcolm Sayer the designer of the car described by no less than Enzo Ferrari as "The most beautiful car in the World"  was born in Cromer, I believe in Vicarage Road.

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    I'm sure I remember a pub somewhere on the A149 with a 6 cylinder Jaguar engine in the bar fireplace with the exhaust running up the chimney. For a quid in the lifeboat the landlord would fire it up - much better than any juke box!

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  4. 1 hour ago, wombat nee blownup said:


    Second that. Walked there from Valletta one day. The whole of Malta is lovely.


    Sent from my iPhone using Norfolk Broads Network

    I third that - a mate settled on Gozo in Marsalforn four years ago, we had a cracking three weeks there last year and were planning the same again this year. Fingers crossed!

  5. Back when I had a proper job I was a lab rat in a bugs lab testing, amongst other things, sh1t samples for things like salmonella and E-coli. The cleaning jollop of choice was 10/1 hypochlorite aka diluted bleach. I also got through 30-odd pairs of latex gloves.

  6. 4 hours ago, ChrisB said:

    Oops, said the Bu#ny word.

    Many years ago the Felixstowe - Zeebrugge ferries were unable to sail for 24 hours when a suit thought it would be good to have huge Duracell battery display in Duty Free complete with a 5' high cut out furry chicken. Cue walk off by most of the crew. As the Customs boarding Officer I was tasked with removing said item and certifying it destroyed before sailings could start again! Somewhere there's a snap of me striding down the quay with it under my arm. Oh how we laughed, luckily our management were mostly ex RN and 'got' it

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  7. 2 hours ago, annv said:

    Hi Vaughan So why is there a Mountain rescue team in Ely? think beer. John

    I'm sure I remember a mountain rescue team in Beccles, they used to climb the pavement near the Bear and Bells with all the gear when they weren't dwile flonking - late 60s.

  8. Floydraser - Patio Magic is great stuff! I spray with a 1:5 dilution on the green bits,especially round the rubbing strakes and edges of the canopy and leave to dry on every Spring. Did No Worries a couple of weeks ago which looks like the only maintenance she'll get for a while.

  9. We have a Bounty 27 aft cockpit (follow on from Maurice's Elysian) and he speaks wisely. The only place you'll not find a good 6' headroom is in the shower/bog. The "double" in the saloon is barely 4' wide, if we have guests they put up in a nearby b&b and we dayboat them about.

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  10. 22 minutes ago, grendel said:

    we will all need our yellow flags to stop others approaching us.

    Yellow and black (L) for under quarantine, plain yellow (Q) " my vessel is free from disease and I request free pratique". If no Q flag a knot in the ensign can (used to) have the same meaning. I spent 15 years being first up the gangway in search of a boarding tot. ( wink emoji)

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  11. Every pub should have a senior gentleman, puffing on a pipe of counter shag with a pint of mild in front and an unidentifiable dog under his settle, available to give his opinion on absolutely anything!

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  12. 12 hours ago, D46 said:

    Meanwhile back on topic , I really don't see why every boat can't be equipped with a map that is fixed , it's a one off cost and I'll be surprised if it's not in the Skipper's manual already ( but who looks at that !)  .

    No Worries is ex Fencraft, what we thought was a sheet of perspex to keep wet coats of the back of the hanging locker turned out to be a sandwiched map - the one with a foaming pint pot marking the pubs. It now hangs behind the lifebelt in the cockpit for guests who do the 'are we there yet' speech.

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  13. 36 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said:

    Wow, what luxury! A toilet seat, a real wooden one too!

    Wooden bog seats are all very well until they develop a split which closes when weight is put on it! I can still smell the little hurricane lamp that hung under the cistern in winter too.

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  14. I understand its an Enterprise house, doubt they'll leave it empty and not earning for long. A couple of mates took on an EI pub in Ipswic and started trading last September - they only signed on the final dotted line of a 5 year lease a couple of weeks ago.

  15. 7 minutes ago, Ray said:

    I've only had one rough crossing, many years back now in a rather aging hire craft. It was a lot of fun or terrifying depending whether you ask me or my wife ☺

    I've always thought it a good crossing if I have to pick seaweed off the coachroof afterwards - Kathy's view is somewhat different !

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