ranworthbreeze Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I want one, with a well sharpened bowsprit and razor-wire bob-stay! Sail powered too, wa-hey, no speed limits, leccy powered 'scoots' will have to keep clear! Will need an onboard compressor so I can keep the crew pumped up, just kidding!! I think perhaps , may be, we ought to warn the Care Homes of the country now!!!!! Will tell you a funny story. My old Mum 95 and has Alzheimer's Dementia , bless her, one day decided to go for a walk around the home taking her handbag. Well unbeknown to the Staff , she had a bottle of Vintage Port unopened in the bag (don't ask where it came from) and as she went for her walk, she swung this bag around knocking several residents , who were complaining about this mad women thumping them with her handbag, and then swung it at the staff. When they opened her handbag they were shocked to see a bottle of Old Vintage Port inside. So dont be surprised if you see a version of the Zimmer we have seen being used in various Care Homes around the country. Like this Hello Monica,Your tale of your mother in her care home reminded me so much of the Monty Python sketch of the "Hells Grannies".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygy7UDADXDgRegardsAlan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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