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Hi and welcome to the forum!!
Tell us more about yourself - Do you have a boat, do you hire or just have an interest in the Borads? All are most welcome and we are all friendly - although we do squabble on the forum for fun sometimes! 
NO WE DON'T!!
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They did indeed meet the boat at St. Olaves where they assessed the situation and the same day two mechanics arrived with a new engine and with the help of the facilities of Doug Ashley Marine (opposite St. Olaves Broads Authority moorings) they completed the engine refit within three hours and it sailed off back to moonfleet.
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There is also an electric post on the B.A moorings a couple of hundred yards past Goodchilds, the same side, toward St. Olaves. Having lost most of the season last year being out of the water in Goodchilds I noticed it doesn't get too busy but the quay heading is very high at low tide
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I think we should start at the beginning. Now Bugle boy are you sure you've really got a shower?
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got a use for that at home as well
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forgot to mention Big Les 36 but a couple of mine actually leak around the frame and not the glass seal itself making the task a tad more daunting
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Hope you get lots of tips young biggles 6666 cos i've had the same problem for yonks. Struggled with various silicones etc but i think its case of glass out and re bed but thats a job for Ron
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Oh Wombat what if Beverly found out about this comment ( 6 x NBA should do it)
I meant Orlando or a Bahamian cruise etc.
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I fail to see the issue, what better place to take somebody for her Mothers Day treat?
Unfortunately my mother is no longer with us but i can think of far more places i'd rather take my mother in law and most of those involve water
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I'll swap you half a tin of green anti foul for the keep net.
I've found there isn't much difference between Norfolk Marine and Brian Ward but roys of Wroxham sell it but you could put 9 coats on and still read the paper through it. Coopers on Harfreys Ind. estate in Yarmouth do Blakes, Hempels and International all a smidge cheaper than the rest. 
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hi,
if you look at section 11 ,handbook.It,s the shape of the led surround that gives you the right orientation of how to mount it to the board ie the flat lines up with the edge of the board? sorry the edge lines up with the edge painted on board
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How much beer will that little blue bag hold then?
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Tolls
in Broads Chat
With the ongoing saga of Somerleyton Bridge and now BA illegally plundering navigation tolls in order to pay for biscuits maybe now would be a good time to resurrect something that came to light earlier and remind people that they do have the right to challenge the legality or fairness of tolls.I am intending to pay my tolls on time but accompanied by a letter informing the BA that I do not believe the tolls to be fair on two counts.
1) They have not ensured that free access is available for boats to navigate the southern rivers
2) Tolls are collected to fund navigation and are ring fenced for this reason, if used for other reasons I choose not to pay for then I would like that element refunded,
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hip hip etc. I shall do likewise -
I would get legal advice Trevor. If the chest infection was due to negligance during your implants. Thats the trouble with back street doctors. All this promise of saving money get one breast get one free just doesn't pay in the long run. Hope you had enough alcohol saturday i forgot about it when Jiffy & Daft Vader moved my wreck
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Still no annoying tapping yet
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were there tears old mucker
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hope you're more active than Jiffy
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Does anybody else feel that the're on a different planet when visting this thread ...... or is it just me that hasn't got a clue what's goin on?
Ah! Smellyloo, we've got you too!
so things aren't as they appear
It's for things that aren't themselves you see
we think its very clear!
We've come to get you Mr. Smellyloo
From our home thats so far away
We travel at night
because we cannot catch sight
of our planet during the day!
Put your hand in your pocket
buy a ticket for our rocket
We're going home quite soon
No boats and cars on planet Mars
but plenty on the Moon
We've read your mind
You're one of our kind
We need people with your ability
to start a forum
with a little decorum
around the Sea of Tranquility
Would you prefer that we defer
your trip with us to the Moon
You could hop off at Venus
and show them your boat
there'll be another ship along soon
You could be our chief scout
sort the galaxies out
and see which would entertain us
but if your not clever
you'll end up with Trevor
He'd like to visit Uranus
So next time you choose
a signature to use
make sure it's not misleading!
Our eyesight can zoom
into your smallest room
and watch while you sit there reading!!!!
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Does anybody else feel that the're on a different planet when visting this thread ...... or is it just me that hasn't got a clue what's goin on?
You're quite right Smelly
still its better than telly
think of it as the twilight zone
where yellow is blue
and normallity is gone
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Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh! how i wish he'd go away
When i came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when i looked around the hall
I couldn't see him there at all!
Go away, go away,don't you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don't slam the door!
Last night i saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today!
Oh! i wish he'd go away.
W.H.Mearns
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So then, Trevors been "outed"
well i never doubted
his demeanor wasn't quite right
it wasn't his talking
but his way of walking
in high heels most every night.
He stopped wearing shirts
and started with skirts
but oh! it didn't stop there
he bought bras and panties
and sang funny sea shanties
about sailors with lovely long hair.
I feel sorry for Sue
his wife fairly new
she didn't bargain for this
for when they were out
she'd hear Trevor shout
which one do i go in to p*ss
Then there's the make up
for this they could break up
'cos Trevor keeps using Sue s lippy
he'd put on his face
get his wig from a case
then resemble a tired old hippy
To me this is fine
but i must draw the line
he keeps calling me "Precious or Honey"
I dont mind a bit
but he keeps feeling my tit
or perhaps he's just after my money.
He looks pretty scary
with armpits so hairy
and a bra stuffed full of old socks
but he's happy today
for he's saved up to pay
for implants just like old Sam Fox.
with any luck his nip and tuck
might not be so costly i'm sure
but with lashes and nails
and diamonte handrails
he'll be the queen of the Broads and the Bure.
I'll keep you updated
about how we rated
his op for his new mammory glands
it seems very funny
why he'll spend so much money
on something to do with his hands.
Tell us more about yourself - Do you have a boat, do you hire or just have an interest in the Borads? All are most welcome and we are all friendly - although we do squabble on the forum for fun sometimes! 
I've found there isn't much difference between Norfolk Marine and Brian Ward but roys of Wroxham sell it but you could put 9 coats on and still read the paper through it. Coopers on Harfreys Ind. estate in Yarmouth do Blakes, Hempels and International all a smidge cheaper than the rest. 
Hire Boating - But Not As I know It!
in Holiday Tales & Blogs
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Could someone please explain to a thicko the significance of the bust on the plinth in the lake please.Who is it, or is it obvious. Perhaps i should go to Sp
ecsavers.