Gracie, the customers all had the good grace to laugh when they realised that they had been had. By the way, where in Sussex do you live? I had a few years living in Bosham, nice county. One day I was sailing up Bosham Deep when I passed very closely under the stern of a moored yacht, As I passed a voice rang out, 'I don't think that sailing that close to a moored boat is good practice'. I retorted that from where I came from it was good practice to use every inch of the water. The voice called back, 'ah,a Broads sailor'! I stopped and we had a chat, turned out that she'd grown up on Oulton Broad, living a few doors from my rather more humble home, small world.