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On 03/11/2020 at 18:43, MauriceMynah said:
Is somebody who contributes to a twitter thread a "Twit" ?
Ergo YouTube, Twitter and Facebook users are Youtwitface?!
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Ian, I don't personally know you but I wish you all the best and a speedy recovery. Speaking from personal experience, do exactly as the doctors and physios tell you and you'll have a speedier recovery.
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I'm a man, but when it comes to reverse parking a car my name should be Reginald Molehusband!
Thankfully I now have a car that reverse parks itself at the touch of a button.
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3 hours ago, Broads01 said:
How long is a piece of string?
Twice the length from the centre to any one of the ends. (searches for smart a*** emoji)
Our first visit to the broads was last year*, and following advice from here, and elsewhere, we didn't plan an itinerary too carefully and that turned out well. We loved our time so much that as soon as we got home we booked for this year, sadly due to me breaking my tib and fib we had to cancel. Not to worry though as we've booked two broads holidays for next year, May and September.
* Should have done it years ago.
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1 hour ago, Helian said:
The registration is for a Mainair Gemini Flash (microlight).
Registration cancelled by the Civil Aviation Authority in August 2018.
Sent from the Norfolk Broads Network mobile app
Thread expansion warning!
Something my eclectic imagination had oft wondered about, you pay the DVLA for a private car registration plate, do you have to pay for a 'private' aircraft registration number? i.e. G-EEZY for Easyjet.
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I had to sort my mother-in-laws boiler out early this morning, and she informed me that it was Dame Edna's funeral today. After telling her I didn't know he'd died the penny dropped!
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10 hours ago, batrabill said:
Precisely, exactly!
Lots of people at the time of slavery saw it as evil.
Turned out they we right. Perhaps they’d be more deserving of a statue?
Visit Hull, they have two statues of William Wilberforce.
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4 hours ago, MauriceMynah said:
There are three kinds of lies. Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
37% of statistics are bogus, the other 65% are accurate.
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34 minutes ago, Smoggy said:
DIY actually stand for Don't Involve Yourself.
BIDDIY is better, Buy It Don't Do It Yourself!
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Marty's Matchbox* Restoration on YouTube is a geek fest, I love it!
* old Matchbox model cars etc.
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On 31/03/2020 at 14:46, vanessan said:
A columnist who calls a spade a spade and very often writes what I have been thinking! I reckon he will currently find quite a few articles to include in his ‘you couldn’t make it up’ section.
Anyone that 'couldn't make it up' needs to improve their limited imagination.
(typed on September 12, 2021 from Neptune on my proton beam device using my fifth arm, via the silicon chip implanted in spare brain)
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On 10/03/2020 at 19:26, Upcycler said:
My latest one which was a few days ago was that when I answered the phone, there was that well know pause before they talked. He had a strong Indian accent, wanted to talk to me about my internet connection and told me that his name was Simon! Really!
I was a bit strong in my reply as I then laughed, told him to F off and then put the phone down. I normally don't answer the phone if I don't recognise the number, but the first 5 digits looked familiar.
True story:
A friend of mine gave the same reply a couple of years ago, one day a couple of weeks later at around 3-am he got a phone call and the voice on the other end said in a laughing tone of voice " haha now you F off!"
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I'm not a bit jealous, I'm a lot jealous!
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When I win the lottery I'm having a MK2 Jaguar, with all the modern upgrades on it.
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6 hours ago, Paul said:
Blast, I have group meeting on a Thursday. Can you be more specific and I'll try and prebook a summer cold for that day.
Early September, perhaps.
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I hear that this year's summer will be on a Thursday!
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On any forum threads never deviate, stray, or are hijacked, they simply expand.
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10 hours ago, grendel said:
a lot of my tv time is spent watching talking pictures tv, good films (with proper plots) and good standards too for the most parts, its that or youtube restoration videos, - its no wonder i spend time tinkering in my workshop and making model boats. (at least that is a break from the forum too.)
Talking Picture and YouTube restoration videos, snap!
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We visited Auschwitz early last year and were very moved by the whole experience. I could only shake my head at people taking selfies, and taking photographs in areas where signs specifically stated 'no photography/video recording.'
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The bread's bigger than the 'meal'!
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3 hours ago, NorfolkNog said:
For a big yard like FL possibly not. But Bridgecraft seem happy enough. They can only have one boat out at a time so they simply leave the one they hire to me to be done later. I'm not aware it's an issue. I've never called them out in winter either. Otherwise the boat would be sitting there doing nothing. Bridgecraft seem happy enough with the arrangement. If I had the money I'd have my own boat but until the lottery comes up thank goodness at least one yard is prepared to do it!
If I had the money I'd still hire, it'd be nice to try different top of the range boats on a regular basis, each to their own though.
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I'd had a brand new car three weeks and backed it into a tree. In fairness the tree was a mature forest tree at least three and a half foot in diameter, so very easy to not see it! It was one of those moments where you don't want to get out and survey the damage, it was as bad as I'd feared!
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Lewis Hamilton 7 Times World Champion
in The Broadscot Lounge
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The ratbags didn't lose them, they gave them away. Like others on a race day I do a Likely Lads!