grendel Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 we will be running a software update in the near future, so if the forum is offline for a short time, please dont worry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Oh no, upgrading to the Infinite Improbability Drive. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, High6 said: Oh no, upgrading to the Infinite Improbability Drive. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk I'll ask Zaphods advice !!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Good idea, two heads are better than one. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Selsie said: I'll ask Zaphods advice !!!! Better not to ask Marvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 'Ask me? why ask me? brain the size of a planet and I get to open doors' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Brighter than your average bowl of petunias, then. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 If indeed Grendel updates the Infinite Improbability Drive, this does mean that every boat that all the NBN members own will exist at all points in the universe at the same time and they will all take on the shape of a running shoe. Oh, and do you really want your boat to have a GPP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Selsie said: If indeed Grendel updates the Infinite Improbability Drive, this does mean that every boat that all the NBN members own will exist at all points in the universe at the same time and they will all take on the shape of a running shoe. Oh, and do you really want your boat to have a GPP As long as I don't have to get a receipt each time I use the lavatory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I would need to check that with Schrodinger's cat, but I suspect you're right. It's going to be tight under Potter. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I would need to check that with Schrodinger's cat, but I suspect you're right. It's going to be tight under Potter. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Been thinking, (not always the best thing) if Slartibartfast designed the Norwegian Fjords, he must have had a hand in the Norfolk broads, both undoubtedly beautiful places. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 It was probably the coypu in charge. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Software updates, you mean the advances in technology that make your computer slower than ever and more irritating than ever and probably no longer supports all your hardware. And in 3 weeks there will be another update to patch the security issue in the first update that got your email hacked and all your smutty photos on facebook and your bank details may have accidently leaked out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 All they'll get from me are a bound set of Vogon poetry and a small towel. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, High6 said: It was probably the coypu in charge. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk Yesssssss. I remember 2014 well when the 'Coypu was public enemy No 1 in Norfolk' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, High6 said: All they'll get from me are a bound set of Vogon poetry and a small towel. Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk Ahh yes always know where your towel is, as for Vogon poetry please keep it to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Smoggy said: Software updates, you mean the advances in technology that make your computer slower than ever and more irritating than ever and probably no longer supports all your hardware. And in 3 weeks there will be another update to patch the security issue in the first update that got your email hacked and all your smutty photos on facebook and your bank details may have accidently leaked out. I always thought my computer was slow due to working on the answer to the ultimate question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Philosophical said: I always thought my computer was slow due to working on the answer to the ultimate question Don't be daft it's windows working out the next reason to be turned off and on again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, Smoggy said: Don't be daft it's windows working out the next reason to be turned off and on again. oh silly me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Lets face it compared to Grunthos the Flatulent or dare I say it 'Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings' of Sussex Vogon poetry is quite mild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selsie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I'm thinking most members and guests reading this are quite baffled and think we have probably lost the plot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Philosophical said: oh silly me Now you've got me started on this; computer says to restart, you press the restart button and it asks "do you want to restart?" well the answer is "no I bl**dy well don't, it was your idea to restart not mine". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Oi you lot, take your medication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Selsie said: I'm thinking most members and guests reading this are quite baffled and think we have probably lost the plot What's new about that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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