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Hello ,hello ,hello.and welcome.

pmd

Sod the blanks just use some proper cartridges...... would that be classed as a self inflicted wound ???

Tom who ???

and heres hoping you have a N ice season and make plenty of lolly

Yes they probably wash there hands a lot after handling all that dirty money thats been fished out of the bilges and handed over with the same hands that untied the dog wee soaked ropes....

He has to mean the ice cream boat........ all the toilets are closed !

Maybe.... but where are the bow thrusters...

Have a little faith...........

20p 2 P is fine by me,

Or not as the case may be.

I think they are taking the pi** !

Hopefully .....cough cough , one way or another

Just look at it this way and you wont feel so down...... you are now 1 week closer to your next voyage

Hoorah !!!!! A job well done by the sounds of it....lets hope there is not much damage.

I have just purchased a long rope ...... and I am now reading up on the old tradition of Keel Hauling ..just need to find a couple of volunteers......I will be watching !!!!

I don't Belieeeeeve it.......

Well lets just hope that the parish councils lands cup doesn't runneth over.......

There you go then simple answer to the problem.....link the broads to the canal system and there will be plenty of waste disposal sites (of all varieties) available......

If you have a local economy that relies on tourism , it is essential that facilities are provided and maintained. The removal of waste / toilet facilities will only have one of two outcomes..... a bl--dy great mess which will cost more to clean up than the savings achieved by the previous removal of the facilities or a decline in tourism. Its about time local authorities were provided with calculators so they can do the maths properly for once.

I think its the new Broads National Park secret weapon against the shyte hawkes the new Dyke to Air missile or DAM for short, it is also rumored that there is another addition to there arsenal The Ballistic Linear Air Support Torpedo or BLAST for short So from now on when people refer to The Norfolk Broads National Park DAM and BLAST we will all know what they are referring to.......

Just googled "Teak Fetish" and it looks like you were right....there are not many...

Yes in this country we have too many narrow minded do-gooders and not enough realists.

Nice looking boat, but you wont get away with a quick buff on this one.

No cloud in Scotland......... as Mr Spock would have said thats illogical captain.