Timbo Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Pottering about in my shed earlier today I could hear the new neighbours two doors down talking.I had just raised my hammer to hit a nail when I heard something that caused me to 1 Hit my fingers with the hammer 2 Not register the pain 3 Open my mouth so wide as my jaw hit the floor that 4 I almost swallowed the hammer before 5 It dropped on my toes! The woman had been talking about her forthcoming 28th birthday party and talking to the new born baby, I had assumed was her daughter, asked it "Who's coming to Grandma's 28th birthday party den?" I mean...W T F? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 God help baby chlamydia when she grows up 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 might I suggest earplugs, whilst working to avoid distraction, I was once adjusting the brushes on a running motor with a screwdriver when my mother stuck her head around the corner, and said, is that safe?, of course I was distracted so my finger slipped and touched the live screwdriver blade and gave myself a shock, my answer, not when you surprise me it isnt... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisB Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Ever since I first heard "The Lincolnshire Poacher" I knew it must be a very sporting county! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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