A chuckle from my mate Ron in the USA

[ranworthbreeze]

Who doesn’t like a bit of a chuckle at something clever

"Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as ................

"you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophillies is held every year.

This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U. C. L. A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. . . They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

. .When you've seen one shopping Centre you've seen a mall.

. . Police were called to a day care Centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

. . Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . He's all right now.

. . A bicycle can't stand alone, it's two tired.

. . When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

. . The bloke who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

. . He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

. . When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

. . Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

. . And the cream of the wretched crop:

. . Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

Regards

Alan

[Hockham Admiral]

. . And the cream of the wretched crop:

. . Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

Regards

Alan

 

Oh Dear, Alan, that about sums it up!   :naughty:

[Gracie]

Alan, that was excellent....certainly made me chuckle

Are you home from the Canals yet? If so hope you had a lovely time.

Grace

[BroadScot]

Canny beat a guid chuckle oan a Sunday morning   

 

Iain.

[ranworthbreeze]

Hi Grace,

 

Yes we have been back for over a week now,

 

The day we went on holiday, I was up early and discovered that one of the radiators was leaking, so all could do was lock down the radiator valves, needless to say they never work when you need them. I put a paint tray under the radiator and left Michael a note to keep emptying it whilst we were away. He is going to ban us from going away being as there are always leaks whilst we are on holiday, for what ever reason toilets always seem to leak whilst we are on holiday.

 

The day after we came back the engine management came on. so jobs on the cards now fitting new radiator (been on order for a week now) CO2 sensor on the car to fit, the main dealer did not have one in stock.

 

Peter who was away with us he got back home to a faulty fridge. If it not one thing its another.

Joys of life I guess.

 

Regards

Alan