Abridged regulations for new holiday makers

[Wussername]

I am mindful that some of our visitors and indeed some of our experienced members can be confused, indeed feel intimidated by the number of rules and regulations, bye laws and statutes that exist for those of us who wish to simply mess about in a boat.

In order to achieve this ideal, many words, opinions, interpretations and discussions have been deliberated on this very matter. For many a daunting prospect to collate and understand the intrinsic complexity of this important requirement.

Worry not. At considerable expense, time and thought, I have compiled, at great sacrifice, free of charge, the definitive guide to an abridged version of this complex issue.

With the start of the holiday season nearly upon us it is considered appropriate to launch this informative guide.

The Broads National Magical Waterways

Bye Laws and Statuary Regulations Abridged 2015

Bye Law 1/1 COMMON SENSE

Bye Law 1/2 CONSIDERATION

If in doubt please refer to Bye Law 1/3

Bye Law 1/3 REFER TO BYE LAW 1/1 OR BYE LAW 1/2

Happy Boating.

[jeffbroadslover]

Thanks Wussername,

 

Hopefully this will make things a lot easier for a lot of people to understand but I do fear that some will still have difficulties.

 

 

 

Jeff

[Hockham Admiral]

Wussername, Hi. What about the missing Bye Law?

 

Bye Law 1/4 MURPHY'S LAW

[CaptainJoshie]

Hi

 

Don't forget one of the most important and to be read and obeyed completely as one  .

 

1/5 Relax, Slow Down and Enjoy at all times.

 

John. 

[smellyloo]

By law 1 Common sense.

 

Always run your engine when moored ..... it's the best way to get to know your neighbours  they'll be very keen to run over and have chat.

 

Always play your music loud ........ spread the word and share your favorite band with your neighbours ..... they'll grow to love you.

 

If your on a all male/female trip .... party late .... your neighbours are likely sick to death of the boring bl**dy reeds and the deafening silence.

 

By Law 2 Consideration

 

By abiding by by law 1 your fellow boaters will appreciate your considerate nature.

 

You never know they might even take a lovely pic of your frivolities and post it on a forum.

[CaptainJoshie]

 

Wussername

 

You naughty person Don't you know your 'Branding'

 

The Broads National Magical Waterways Bye Laws and Statutory Regulations Abridged 2015 Should read:-

 

The Broads National PARK Magical Waterways Bye Laws and Statutory Regulations Abridged 2015

 

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John.