donnygeoff

Well, hopefully I can tell you of a hirer I know that is not and idiot..... Can't think of their name at the moment but I think their initials are DG...unless you know different of course

we crossed Simon....

the same as it is to put an idiot in the driving seat of a car on the motorway, with no experience whatsoever of motorway driving, after 0 minutes handover...... Sorry, but to call every first time hirer, or even hirers who have just decided to get a bigger boat an idiot is very wrong.......

Is that Que. lighting the way to the toilets

to be VERY blunt, I don't care what you think..... If you want to put your own slant on my posting, please feel free to do so.... BUT, please let me know by quoting what I said in my post, where I said it was OK....

Yes very interesting.... that was one or two swimming, not 200..... My view is..... Not going to be there, not bothered, none of my family or close friends will be there, so again not bothered. If people want to take the risk, it's up to them, but as my dad used to say, if you climb that tree, fall out and break your leg, Don't come running to me crying.

Cos he would like a cormorant, no not cormorant, what's that bird called again that looks like a cormorant....

Oh dear I think therefore I am........ I think Densil and Que Veggie are idiots (insert forum names of your choice, they are just two that came to mind), but that won't stop me letting them buy me a pint, if I ever catch them. I also think that the world is square, not round or flat that others think, they are idiots too. We all have views, some better than others, depends on where you live, I can see a park from my house, others can see a river.. Do we argue or DISCUSS the better view...... Are we adults or children, sometimes I have to think, pram, toys, bully, playground. We all have views, but let me tell you this...... MINE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS...... ooopppps, sorry caps lock stuck... or did it....... PS..... this has been a long weekend....

BA OFFICIAL WEB SITE, AUGUST 2018...... Due to the overwhelming support and success of the "River Swim" this year we can announce that next years swim will be even better, as we will have FULL NATIONAL PARK STATUS meaning no boats will get in the way of the swimmers. There will be no need to do a risk assessment on problems with boaters, as there will be none, and the entrance fee will only rise to £12,900 per swimmer, just to cover loss in revenue from tolls. Hope to see you at next years event BA promotional team.....

if you assume... it makes an ASS out of U and ME . But, as a hirer (experienced/novice... delete one), when I hire I think that every vessel coming towards me or overtaking me has a novice helm.... And I do what I need to keep clear as they come towards me, or full throttle so they can't overtake me...kidding.... But I do watch, and I have laughed at private boats mooring I have laughed at hire boats mooring, I have thought...wow they know what he/she is doing private and hire, I have assisted with the ropes for hire and private... On the road we have cars with things on the roof with a big red L on them, we have cars on the road with a little sticker on them with a red L on it (scared me with my wife learning in my car), on the rivers we don't... sorry, forgot myself and was a bit serious.... NOTE TO SELF, if you see Wyndham on the river, give a wide berth

Come on Ray... What... Don't keep me guessing

I said Easter egg.... But a kiss.........cor blimey..... watch out Jay n Gracie you have competition ...... for you JA

it could be a novice hirer..... sorry JA.... Would you like my Easter egg as an apology

so the car drivers they p155 off can't recognise them when they are in the pub

we do now....... By the way my name is Micheal...........you get it....

that's a bit off topic.... lol

at least he got home with all the snow we have had...

for Londonlad's clip, there is the other side..... hehehehe.... he didn't like the old bloke going by him... lol

say no more......

To live long enough to see my 18 year old daughter graduate from uni and have a settled life and to see my beautiful granddaughter reach her teenage years ( or older if I am lucky).......... everything else, I could do now if I wanted........

I have just had a giggle remembering my cycling proficiency in my school playground. We went one at a time down the playground with the instructor shouting "STOP" to test our emergency braking... I set off towards the wall at the bottom of the playground, he shouted "STOP" I stopped, came back... As I was going back to the start, he set off another lad on his journey down hill towards the wall... When I got back I asked the instructor how I had done, he turned to me and said I had done fine.... CRASH Yup, you guessed, the other lad kept going because the instructor did not shout "STOP".....

cyclists are not a problem compared to mobility scooters....... There you go, two new freds needed.....

I could have said it was coke, (as I know it is not the velvet black stuff) but the comedic effect would not have been as good...... Keep em coming Jay

the "Guiness" looks a bit light headed, lol

yup, perfect, 10 years ago...... it was cold though when we hired, as you can see. lol