.....Static Caravan.....Yes! After feeling right down in the dumps, I spied as you do, a bargain top of the range Platinum Caravan, in Lancashire, Morecombe, for hire. An area I know well from my cricketing days.
So sair leg and awe, Ruth and I are off on Saturday morning, for a week. All being well, will meet up with Keith (Coowee) and Lisa his lady wife on Sunday.
I shall be heading also to N Wales for a day to my late Mums resting place in Prestatyn. Hopefully I will be able to keep in touch with free WIFI or my 3 Dongle.
If I can't get a signal, I am sure you will ALL be well behaved on the Forum A Mod can dream!
Iain.