Delilah

Warning, this post may content sarcasm, and may not have been intended to be taken seriously"

I thought of this person, but then I realised that you have him as your Christmas avatar. At least you're honest, JF Dxxx

I haven't a ruddy clue what you're Tolkien about, JF. What exactly were the fumes from the liveaboard, hmmmmm? Dxx

I only meant weaker half in terms of how the female half of a relationship is inferior in every way to the male half Jayfire - NBN equality champion A bit a preying mantis? And I don't think that it's the only female of the species that eats the male counterpart after sex...... Hi Helen xx

Our day Setting up a new 3 account (mobile broadband) for our friend in a nursing home who has just bought a Sonos Beam, a smart TV and an Amazon Firestick, all with Alexa built in as he now cannot move anything below his neck. That's been a real challenge....but we've done it because we love him and if we hadn't done it, no-one else would D xx

Suspenders? Personally, I find hold-ups a lot more user friendly.....

Only if you're a VERY good fireman....

Just trying it all on now...........

I wouldn't go saying that, JF. Been shopping for something for the hols...

...and then take another 60% off. I take it NN'S told you that we've been with them in February several times? Anyway, get back to concentrating on Firefighting stuff! Your mind should be elsewhere, not back on Shadow...

The White Horse at Neatishead perhaps, my very sensitive friend? Xx

What hasn't? What are you blathering on about? Lusting? I'm going to take the 5th and speak to Grace....

No, I think he's folically challenged too, but of course, that doesn't mean you....xx

I'm getting ready for work, so I can't take part until later today. Thought I'd put this on tho......

Was he heading upstream or downstream John? Certainly not speeding!

HMS Endeavour? James Cook, I assume. Or the TV Series? Shaun Evans and Roger Allam, but that really doesn't help. Still working on it tho xx

Nope, please don't do that Grace, as I have my 'trusty team' (ie Mr N) working on it xx

What did I say, Grace? A pump clip? A fire? I'm waiting for the spiders web and the blade of grass......

It's me, I know it's probably not as good as 'im, but thought I'd have a go xx

Kings Head in Loddon, perhaps?

No? You surprise me!

I'm surprised that you didn't pick up the fire hazard there, JF! Perhaps (and this is complete guess, bearing in mind that this may be one of Mr Horrocks' pubs)....The Beauchamp??

OK, let's agree to all "lurve" each other.......Norfolk Broads Hugs all round, sixties summer of love music playing in the background (so I've been told ) xx

....and just when I thought that we were getting on ok, you HAD to come out with this...... Shame on you, Mr JF!

Before I say ANYTHING else......is the cheque in the post?