Night Owls Nook

[BroadScot]

They are all learning scouse in Rotherham, the footy manager is from Liverpool !

[Timbo]

Well sir, not exactly your public we'll be protecting, more the camels. They are rare sir!
So what are these plans the Broads Authority has?
Well guv, of course we will be changing the name of the Broads sir to the Norfolk Broads National Park Now With Man Eating farting Camels...just for marketing purposes o' course.

[JanetAnne]

4 minutes ago, BroadScot said:

A talking boat smoking Camels? Methinks your needing yer exhaust system checked oot !

I darent smoke one young man, by the sounds of it you'd be foolish to get near one with a naked flame!!

[Timbo]

Oh I'm a part of the Rafalution here Iain!

[Timbo]

Then we was going to move Potter Heigham Bridge up to the the Thurne Mouth, cos your farting camel needs space to breath sir, then turn everything behind the bridge into a desert sir!
Hang on a minute what about the businesses there, the boats at Martham and Potter. What about Lathems?

[Timbo]

Ah well sir, quick as a flash sir, well when he gets back from collecting green awards and talking to twenty year olds about birdwatching and basket weaving our tourist liaison officer has a business plan.
Oh do tell!

[BroadScot]

Oh just think a camel each side of PH Bridge on saileys rear to rear, light blue touch paper !

[JanetAnne]

Yes, do tell, please

 

[JanetAnne]

1 minute ago, BroadScot said:

Oh just think a camel each side of PH Bridge on saileys rear to rear, light blue touch paper !

Well it is a hump back bridge I suppose

[Timbo]

I think the reserva 2011 tastes even worse in 2016...

Well sir, ships guv!
What?
Ships mate.

[BroadScot]

Just now, JanetAnne said:

Well it is a hump back bridge I suppose

change that to was !

[BroadScot]

4 minutes ago, Timbo said:

Ah well sir, quick as a flash sir, well when he gets back from collecting green awards and talking to twenty year olds about birdwatching and basket weaving our tourist liaison officer has a business plan.
Oh do tell!

I thought the BA had a plan in 1985???

[JanetAnne]

Just now, BroadScot said:

I thought the BA had a plan in 1985???

I think this one may be more fun Iain

[Timbo]

Ships of the desert, nice line in taking tourists to see the camels.
And Lathems?

I hope you notice I'm grasping at straws for a punchline and ending her...straws camels...more wine

[BroadScot]

1 minute ago, BroadScot said:

change that to was !

Its just been camelpitulated!

[Timbo]

Got it!

Oh that's easy guv just get rid of the hats and bring in the fez...Just like that!

 

Thank you Ranger Humph Littleton. Now to play us out the Billockby Bontempi Electric Reed Organ Society with Walter Plinge at the keyboard playing the theme from Carry on Follow That Camel.

 

[BroadScot]

 has Winnie Attwell been sacked from the keyboards or her night off?

[JanetAnne]

[Timbo]

Ah well a crap ending to a show dedicated to Eric...The Phantom farting Camel Smuggler of Olde Riyadh! 

[BroadScot]

Don't put the cork back on the bottle !!! Tim

[Timbo]

I have loads of Winifred Atwell LP's here Iain. For my sins I was a pub organist...familiar with the Hammond Lowrey and Farfisa! Played at Blackpool Tower in the small dance hall when I was 16!

[BroadScot]

1 minute ago, Timbo said:

Ah well a crap ending to a show dedicated to Eric...The Phantom farting Camel Smuggler of Olde Riyadh! 

I blame that wine Tim, poor vintage, take my advice, one imodium before retiring to zzzzz!

[Timbo]

Gads this wine is going down the sink!

 

[JanetAnne]

love a bit of electronic organ

 

[BroadScot]

A nice Chateau Nefe du Pape for your next wine forray.