BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 They are all learning scouse in Rotherham, the footy manager is from Liverpool ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Well sir, not exactly your public we'll be protecting, more the camels. They are rare sir!So what are these plans the Broads Authority has?Well guv, of course we will be changing the name of the Broads sir to the Norfolk Broads National Park Now With Man Eating farting Camels...just for marketing purposes o' course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, BroadScot said: A talking boat smoking Camels? Methinks your needing yer exhaust system checked oot ! I darent smoke one young man, by the sounds of it you'd be foolish to get near one with a naked flame!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Oh I'm a part of the Rafalution here Iain! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Then we was going to move Potter Heigham Bridge up to the the Thurne Mouth, cos your farting camel needs space to breath sir, then turn everything behind the bridge into a desert sir!Hang on a minute what about the businesses there, the boats at Martham and Potter. What about Lathems? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Ah well sir, quick as a flash sir, well when he gets back from collecting green awards and talking to twenty year olds about birdwatching and basket weaving our tourist liaison officer has a business plan.Oh do tell! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Oh just think a camel each side of PH Bridge on saileys rear to rear, light blue touch paper ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Yes, do tell, please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 1 minute ago, BroadScot said: Oh just think a camel each side of PH Bridge on saileys rear to rear, light blue touch paper ! Well it is a hump back bridge I suppose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 I think the reserva 2011 tastes even worse in 2016... Well sir, ships guv!What?Ships mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Just now, JanetAnne said: Well it is a hump back bridge I suppose change that to was ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Timbo said: Ah well sir, quick as a flash sir, well when he gets back from collecting green awards and talking to twenty year olds about birdwatching and basket weaving our tourist liaison officer has a business plan.Oh do tell! I thought the BA had a plan in 1985??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Just now, BroadScot said: I thought the BA had a plan in 1985??? I think this one may be more fun Iain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Ships of the desert, nice line in taking tourists to see the camels.And Lathems? I hope you notice I'm grasping at straws for a punchline and ending her...straws camels...more wine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 1 minute ago, BroadScot said: change that to was ! Its just been camelpitulated! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Got it! Oh that's easy guv just get rid of the hats and bring in the fez...Just like that! Thank you Ranger Humph Littleton. Now to play us out the Billockby Bontempi Electric Reed Organ Society with Walter Plinge at the keyboard playing the theme from Carry on Follow That Camel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 has Winnie Attwell been sacked from the keyboards or her night off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Ah well a crap ending to a show dedicated to Eric...The Phantom farting Camel Smuggler of Olde Riyadh! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Don't put the cork back on the bottle !!! Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 I have loads of Winifred Atwell LP's here Iain. For my sins I was a pub organist...familiar with the Hammond Lowrey and Farfisa! Played at Blackpool Tower in the small dance hall when I was 16! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Timbo said: Ah well a crap ending to a show dedicated to Eric...The Phantom farting Camel Smuggler of Olde Riyadh! I blame that wine Tim, poor vintage, take my advice, one imodium before retiring to zzzzz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Gads this wine is going down the sink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 love a bit of electronic organ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 A nice Chateau Nefe du Pape for your next wine forray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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