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Ardea, A Suffolk Wherry In Close-up.


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A translation of the instructions for use of the toilet :

Blake and son.               The Rolls of shitters.

After your little affair -

You put in water by pulling the little handle upwards, then downwards. After that you mix with the big lever until everything is eaten.

Please perform this operation twice.

 

In the ex Gorleston Lifeboat "Friend Of All Nations" there was a sign which said

"For best use of this toilet, imagine yourself playing a slide trombone whilst riding a bicycle".

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5 hours ago, Vaughan said:

A translation of the instructions for use of the toilet :

Blake and son.               The Rolls of shitters.

After your little affair -

You put in water by pulling the little handle upwards, then downwards. After that you mix with the big lever until everything is eaten.

Please perform this operation twice.

 

In the ex Gorleston Lifeboat "Friend Of All Nations" there was a sign which said

"For best use of this toilet, imagine yourself playing a slide trombone whilst riding a bicycle".

What little affair? Well, since Ardea, when in Paris, was famously a dormitory for resting 'ladies of the night' then perhaps this becomes a leading question? 'Everything is eaten', the mind boggles!

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