ExUserGone

I'm not sure what's most worrying, the fact that you believe the ducks actually wave at you or how you check to see how demented they are....

Jayfire! No! Don't start her off! She'll take days to calm down now..... But you probably right.

I think it was Sean Lock that described mobility scooters as obesicle's.....

Wee don't care how yu speel it.

Not really Trev as you are only winding up someone that can actually see it (and probably you) and can take you to task over it rather than some knob that hides behind a monitor and ip address peeing folk off just for kicks, not many trolls would say anything to your face.

Your best bet is to download and read the bss regs first as I would think they are pretty picky about petrol tanks, as a portable tank you can get away with just about anything, it will also be much harder to find waterside petrol pumps so you will end up using jerry cans to fill anyway. Is there a size limit to portable tanks?

Tempting but probably not, I can't be ar5ed with burgees on the boat.

People that start a sentence with "hashtag"!

We'll soon change that!

Yeah, innit like!

Look east is bbc, you are thinking of anglia and Amanda was back today.

You got a lovely way with words, I've never met him so can't comment.

Poor old Micheal Fish, all he did was give a true forecast and has had grief ever since, there was after all no hurricane.

People who generalize, all of them!

We'll be able to go round it by then.

From toys'r'us?

That sounds like it would really wind up people that play with train sets......

I fitted extra outlets on my eberspacher, 1 either side of the berth, and have a couple of lengths of spare ducting that slot on and run under the duvet for winter cruising, I also have a clever box that I can phone to run the heating for an hour when ordering the last beer so we get back to a toasty boat and pre-heated/aired bed. I can also phone it in the morning so I don't have to get out of bed till it's warm. Smug git or what!!!

That's the worst advise ever given! A bad woman is sooo much better.

Gits! The lot of you! I was up to the boat friday afternoon unbolting and disconnecting engines ready to lift them out next weekend so I can sort the fuel tanks. Jealous? Bloody right I'm jealous! Might just have a go at this trolling thing myself to make me feel better.

Bloody hell that's close, is adrenalin brown and have you cleaned it off yet? Respect to both you and the pilot for trying.

Nowt to do with PH bridge but there was a bridge over well creek on the middle levels near nordelph that had a loaded cement mixer break down on it and sit there overnight, the bridge sunk by several feet overnight and had to be demolished very shortly after, last time I was in the area there was a bailey bridge there.

Southern england is sinking and scotland is rising, the reason for this is the scots keep eating chips then moving down here!

Gone!

When I saw the title "swallowtail cobblers" I thought you were going to announce a new form of body art. Nice piccies.