JennyMorgan Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/environment/mammoth_s_penis_found_on_north_norfolk_coast_1_4833968 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 So THAT'S where I left it!. Hang on , 5 cm ? Can't be mine then 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Hmmmm, looks a bit 'Wooden' to me Griff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Fortunately us Woodies have no need for such things Or as Pesky would have said.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Or as Pesky would have said.... He probably would have done too Griff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 minute ago, JanetAnne said: Fortunately us Woodies have no need for such things Or as Pesky would have said.... Us woodies might, if it could be shown to be an eroded bowsprit and not the one time pride and joy of a very small elephant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Or as Pesky would have said.... He probably would have done too More like a shot across the bows. just in case! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizG Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Lovely. Wanted to 'like' all posts. By the way I never got peskyied....Is that a one off??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you £5 you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy £5, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me £5." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."ex 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, w-album said: Lovely. Wanted to 'like' all posts. By the way I never got peskyied....Is that a one off??? I never got a full 'peskying' but was threatened with woodworm on many occasions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrumpyCheddar Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Sounds abit of a cock and bull story to me ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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