This morning's chuckle courtesy of...

Timbo · August 15, 2014

The Canal and River Trust Map of Berkhampsted

Now I suppose there is a clue in the title...but you would have thought the graphic designer would have realised....and what's with the strategically placed arrows? But then again I suppose if they are going to put these up on walls and signboards...it saves the kids doodling their own!

Gracie · August 15, 2014

Nearly choked on my lunch time coffee, I have absolutely no comment to make, cannot risk the wrath of the Mods :naughty:

Grace

JennyMorgan · August 15, 2014

The pen is always mightier than the sword!

Mowjo · August 16, 2014

Peter! Gracie is Blonde! now one of us will have to explain your comment to her,, :twisted: I'm Off!

JennyMorgan · August 16, 2014

Mowjo, in life I have always found blonds to understand such things. Gingers, on the other hand, different kettle of fish altogether :eek:

Gracie · August 16, 2014

Now Frank, it really doesn't have to be explained to me.......we all know it's such a silly saying as the sword is much larger than the pen :naughty: and yes I am joking I completely understand what it means because I asked my dad, so there lol

Grace

Timbo · August 16, 2014

Mowjo, in life I have always found blonds to understand such things. Gingers, on the other hand, different kettle of fish altogether

having lead such a sheltered life I wondered if someone could explain something to me...

Picture the scene, Tesco Friday night...every check out bar one is manned or 'womanned' by a young lady of the ginger persuasion. Now that needs no explanation...I live in a small town and I am one of the few inhabitants that is not related to everyone else living in town...no, what needs some explanation is that everyone of the ginger haired checkout assistants had dyed their hair jet black, except for about three inches of flame red hair roots. What's that all about?

MauriceMynah · August 16, 2014

"What's that all about?"

Root Ginger!

Timbo · August 18, 2014

"What's that all about?"

Root Ginger!

Oooh the genius of the man! :bow I think we should make an approach to Radio 4 for a new programme...Mynah Retorts, a satirical review...

Timbo · August 19, 2014

On the BBC today...The future of Broadland Bachelor Party Boat Crew attire. The facekini? THE FACEKINI? We were getting used to the mankini becoming a regular feature of the bachelor party boat crew, with deflated wearers of said garment now greeted with the 'how original we've not seen that before, no honestly' eye roll :roll: . But I can see in the future the mankini/facekini combo. Anyone remember Kendo Nagasaki from the Saturday Evening Wrestling on ITV?