... Palace

[Timbo]

Now I saw this and couldn't resist the bait...

 

Superyacht Azzam http://goo.gl/iHOf6a  apparently features include bullet proof master suite and missile defence system, handy for those thrutching incidents & getting through the jam at Ludham Bridge. Wait for it....

 

Now presumed to be built for Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan .....wait for it....would this make it a Djinn Palace?  

[Polly]

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[MauriceMynah]

Never get under potter!

[Samuel]

i suppose a missile defence system is handy but does it have a hair dryer, microwave, bow thrusters, hair straightners and Wi fi? All of which appear to be essential to enjoying the Norfolk Broads non National Park.

[BroadScot]

Never get under potter!

 

 

and missile defence system,

Wanna bet?

 

 Iain

[riyadhcrew]

I think Boulters better get a bigger fuel tank incase they come for a fill-up.lol

[Matt]

It can be great fun trying to get 43 foot of boat in there

Always worth it though.

[MauriceMynah]

I sometimes despair of the ignorance and stupidity of the membership of this forum!

Of course this boat is equipped with  a microwave cooker and bow thrusters. The hair straighteners and driers are taken as read and the Wifi... well of course, you shouldn't have needed to ask.

The other obvious commodity on board this luxury vessel is a dedicated engine starting battery and three leisure batteries... all four totally naff and incapable of holding a charge

[Samuel]

Of course if the Broads does become a N.P. hair dryers and all those other namby pamby appliances will be banned although hair shirts and dungarees will become de rigueur.    

 

Dave  

 

Dave, you have guessed right on my general views but what's wrong with dungarees? If you want to talk about attire I have similar prejudiced views against blazers, smart slacks, ties, deck shoes, tracksuit bottoms, those shorts / trousers that stop at mid calf, 'captain' hats and onesies.

[Timbo]

Dave, you have guessed right on my general views but what's wrong with dungarees? If you want to talk about attire I have similar prejudiced views against blazers, smart slacks, ties, deck shoes, tracksuit bottoms, those shorts / trousers that stop at mid calf, 'captain' hats and onesies.

Dungarees...only one person who was not a slim athletic blonde female could get away with wearing them!

 

As for blazers, captains hats and jogging pants...good God man...that's the whole of Uncle Albert's wardrobe condemned!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFvSovPwmno

[Baitrunner]

But has it also got a beer fridge? Above all else any vessel worth it's salt needs one if these. Never needed the hairdryer or straighteners myself!