Timbo Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Now I saw this and couldn't resist the bait... Superyacht Azzam http://goo.gl/iHOf6a apparently features include bullet proof master suite and missile defence system, handy for those thrutching incidents & getting through the jam at Ludham Bridge. Wait for it.... Now presumed to be built for Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan .....wait for it....would this make it a Djinn Palace? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Never get under potter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 i suppose a missile defence system is handy but does it have a hair dryer, microwave, bow thrusters, hair straightners and Wi fi? All of which appear to be essential to enjoying the Norfolk Broads non National Park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Never get under potter! and missile defence system, Wanna bet? Iain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riyadhcrew Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I think Boulters better get a bigger fuel tank incase they come for a fill-up.lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 It can be great fun trying to get 43 foot of boat in there Always worth it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I sometimes despair of the ignorance and stupidity of the membership of this forum! Of course this boat is equipped with a microwave cooker and bow thrusters. The hair straighteners and driers are taken as read and the Wifi... well of course, you shouldn't have needed to ask. The other obvious commodity on board this luxury vessel is a dedicated engine starting battery and three leisure batteries... all four totally naff and incapable of holding a charge 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Of course if the Broads does become a N.P. hair dryers and all those other namby pamby appliances will be banned although hair shirts and dungarees will become de rigueur. Dave Dave, you have guessed right on my general views but what's wrong with dungarees? If you want to talk about attire I have similar prejudiced views against blazers, smart slacks, ties, deck shoes, tracksuit bottoms, those shorts / trousers that stop at mid calf, 'captain' hats and onesies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 Dave, you have guessed right on my general views but what's wrong with dungarees? If you want to talk about attire I have similar prejudiced views against blazers, smart slacks, ties, deck shoes, tracksuit bottoms, those shorts / trousers that stop at mid calf, 'captain' hats and onesies. Dungarees...only one person who was not a slim athletic blonde female could get away with wearing them! As for blazers, captains hats and jogging pants...good God man...that's the whole of Uncle Albert's wardrobe condemned! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFvSovPwmno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 But has it also got a beer fridge? Above all else any vessel worth it's salt needs one if these. Never needed the hairdryer or straighteners myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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