Grace, sorry hen, but yell hay tae stoap swallyin wine and get oan tae the cratur, much better fur ye ye ken. Uz westies tak a phrasebook wi us when enterin such places as Dundee n Dunfermline, they hey a language awe tae themsels.
Haw Neil, dinny stert aboot sayin yer richt ower oan the cauld side, ye ken fine us westies have the far superior edjacatin in awe things linguistical so there!
Thankfully Robert Burns spoke guid old scots !!!
Iain