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I have been informed, that yes, it did taste awesome ! They have just returned from a fortnight up there, and are now both going on diets !

This has got absolutely nothing to do with Hygiene, but thought I would let you see what they serve for Goujons of Monkfish n chips in the Shetland Isles ! A friend just sent the pic ! Iain

Yup, Broadway had two on board with colour ! YES COLOUR i kid you not !

Nah The Q, now that MM has done it once, I am sure he will errrr SAIL through it all the next time !

That is correct, its on many of the new build hire boats. When it drops to Amber lights, you are requested to run your engine. Iain

I will say this, that goal that Payet scored last night, is going to be hard to beat for the goal of the tournament ! What a cracker that was !

Time, will answer all, hopefully. So many things forensic have to do these days, to be on the safe side. Iain

Gracie, we are rooting for Wales and Slovakia too ! not to mention Eire and N Ireland. Oh and the Scottish referee ! Iain

You may regret saying that Steve !

Most, if not all, up here, Grace, will be.... Russian to the telly to watch the match ! You see, they like our National Bard, so best support them! Enjoy the game! Iain

A friend of mine who worked up at IBM, Greenock, use to say, the computer you buy at mid-day is out of date by the end of the working day ! Iain

Is that the same as......find out how many pints of Adnams Broadside it takes to put you under the carpet ? Nice to see you back Tim Iain

Well done MM Errr I always thought STD stood for Standard Trunk Dialing? I do like your version though ! Iain

Hi Andy, You could try here.... http://www.wayfordmarineservices.co.uk Jon is a member on the forum. Iain

Is that the same as kerb crawling, Poppy? Except your looking for tide and wind ! I blame his original coach/tutor. Poppy.....come back ! Only joking....oops you don't do Jokes ! Seriously, well done to all who took part. Perhaps they should get the Jockey Club in to set the handicaping! Iain

Mickey they were tried in the late 70's but proved to be very unstable and went off at all hours waking more than just your hire boat crew. They didn't last the season, or did, and then were dumped. Richos certainly had them on the boat I hired then. Iain

Hi Alan, The hills would have been too steep for Scoot. But a nice place, just .the same. I know Lancaster well, long before I had to use a Scooter. I played cricket at Lune Road, Lancaster. Iain

While I was away, you all behaved yourselves, well nearlly all! Anyway, Ruth and I ventured on Tuesday into a real National Park, ok only tip toed into the South Lakes to Grange over Sands. Must say for a small place, four star hotels are many, well a few ! It was very busy so just about turned and headed into Lancaster. For those of you who are disabled and use a Scooter or wheelchair, Lancaster is in many areas NOT disabled friendly, the pavements are very uneven, and the crossing points apart from at Pelican crossings are awful, two inches on average so a run had to be made at the kerbs, talk about The Grand National! However, there was one highlight, a pint of Lancaster Blonde 4% in The Pendle Witch, only £2.75 a pint, and very nice it was too!, Lancaster is now off "Scoot's" where to tour list On Wednesday we thought we would take a run along the Morecombe prom, towards the Midland art deco hotel, also take a pic of Eric Morecombe for Alan, (Ranworth Breeze) and a few cormorants that won't hit you from a great height! Eric had been vandelised a while back, but he is as busy as ever with folks wanting their pic taken with him! Thursday was a wee jaunt into the market, now most folks bring back sweets or rock from such places as Morecombe, not us Ruth decided we should bring back a garden ! I really must downsize my car ! So just a nice short break, my legs held up which for me was good, the back did take a pounding in Lancaster, but that excelent pint made up for it ! Now back to wurkin claes n puritch. Nae no really Iain

You are in the wrong job! Stuart Iain

I've had to tie up while they turned the coaster up in Norwich for it to moor up at Colemans in the past, Dave. Iain

Hi Andy, Welcome aboard the NBN Forum Iain

I like happy endings Glad its sorted! Iain

Reading all the replies, it is only natural to speculate, IMHO, however what the gutter press have put forward as news ,is only fit for the shredder! Iain

I am sure our joke presenters errr comics...ok Tangara and Poppy will give you a difinitive answer, Clean one Wont you lads ? Iain

When I was down at a meeting in Ipswich some years back, a friend down there took me out to Southwold, lovely place, sadly the day I was there - a Sunday - both the Adnams shop and the Lifeboat museum were closed. Iain