Sitting on the bank at Burgh Castle with some scrumped apples and a Park Drive between about four of us and hurtling abuse at the few boats that chugged past only to hear the old chestnut, "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I'LL BE ROUND TO SEE YOUR DAD LATER". It put the fear of god up me i'll tell ya! For days i'd be cutting the grass, doing the dishes and getting stuck into my homework wondering when he would appear at the door. He never came. Funny i do it now and they tell me to F off. Oh and dont forget bread and butter pud, Spotted Dick, Politeness, respect, longer summers and Trophy Bitter. (I did mention boats)